Author Topic: My name is Gina Vasquez, I can teach you Spanish... among 'other things'  (Read 2167 times)

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This game seems very offensive. I will be buying it.

Cut and paste from my boyfriend's text

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So let me get this straight: The white kid's Mexican friend "accidentally" steals his DS, and gets into a pimped-out limo with the only visible evil eyes of his father, who is then chased by the police force. With no concern regarding his friend, the boy is then met by his pedophilia-hooker Aunt Gina Vasquez with gorilla arms who offers to teach him things, not just Spanish. She then dumps the kid in Tijuana, who then meets a bull who regards him as "Cow Jesus", and then the bull is just fine with being slaughtered. The boy meets his Uncle "Tio Juan (ugh), who is an "exporter" (ahem), and talks about getting attacked, then wants to "play a game" with him. After Dukes of Hazzard jumping to the drug lord father's house, the kid gets his DS back from his ingrate friend, and then becomes a coke mule to France where very clearly gunshots can be heard at 1:46 on video 4 after a horde of cars drives up to the house.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GpCusEFG6I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s89-9JF7KTQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zOBpvrTGho

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4gitr9WUZk
Will I get Night Owl points for quitting but not as much for getting fired?
Will I still be a member of the Owl's Pals? I'd hate to turn in my card. It's got a real owl feather under the lamination and everything.


Night Owl: Oh, indeed. I quit many a job ...better than being fired. You can keep your card... in fact, you get double points for quitting!