Author Topic: Happy (Day Late) Birthday, ASSR!  (Read 1819 times)

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Happy (Day Late) Birthday, ASSR!
« on: December 10, 2007, 01:36:46 PM »
Hope it was good.
All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man whose gonna burn your house down – with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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Re: Happy (Day Late) Birthday, ASSR!
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2007, 08:59:27 PM »
Thank you.

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Re: Happy (Day Late) Birthday, ASSR!
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2007, 09:03:42 PM »
Enjoy the toaster!
Will I get Night Owl points for quitting but not as much for getting fired?
Will I still be a member of the Owl's Pals? I'd hate to turn in my card. It's got a real owl feather under the lamination and everything.


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Re: Happy (Day Late) Birthday, ASSR!
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2007, 09:33:45 PM »
you need a toasted tangerine. *nod* it goes well with beer.
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