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Thanatos

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A quick slice of my day
« on: August 07, 2007, 08:17:42 PM »
My boss' name is Glen.

Me:  Hey boss-

Glen: No.

Me: What?  No, when I-

Glen:  Drink.  Heavily.  That's how you get your sanity back!

This has been a quick slice of my day.
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Re: A quick slice of my day
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2007, 08:31:23 PM »
im moderately intrigued

how did this little exchange happen?

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Re: A quick slice of my day
« Reply #2 on: August 07, 2007, 08:52:35 PM »
That was pretty much the whole thing.  No build up, no preceding conversation, nothing.  I tried to ask him a question and that's how it went down.
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Re: A quick slice of my day
« Reply #3 on: August 07, 2007, 08:54:29 PM »
huh...

*wanders away*
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"Not really.It's kind of stringy. There are much better meats out there"


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Re: A quick slice of my day
« Reply #4 on: August 08, 2007, 03:07:12 PM »
Man, I wish my boss was like that.. Mine's as dull as a watching dry paint dry slightly more, and as authoritarian as sledge hammer.
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Re: A quick slice of my day
« Reply #5 on: August 08, 2007, 03:35:02 PM »
in return I shall give you a conversation between a former(he lasted 2 weeks) co-worker and myself at lunchtime (1am)

Him: So, whats popcorn made out of?

Me:  Uhh...?  corn..

Him: So it's a vegetable?

Me: yeah...

Him: How do they make it?

Me: You know the corn cobs you see around thanksgiving all dried out ? heat that up.

Him: Oh... so it's a bread then?
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Re: A quick slice of my day
« Reply #6 on: August 08, 2007, 04:56:40 PM »
Boss: Hey I need you to come in at eight tomorrow.
Me: Okay, why?
Boss: People are coming back from summer and you need to help them get checked back in.
Me: Okay cool.

Tomorrow

Boss: Hey come over to central (our equivalent of corporate).
Me: But I thought I was here in case people came back.
Boss: No one's coming back.
Me: Then why am I here?
Boss: I'm here, wanna whine about it?
Me: Just following orders.
Boss: Fine don't come in tomorrow.

The Next Day

Boss: Why aren't you here?
Me: *places gun in mouth*
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Re: A quick slice of my day
« Reply #7 on: August 08, 2007, 05:29:37 PM »
His mouth, I assume...
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Re: A quick slice of my day
« Reply #8 on: August 09, 2007, 04:58:06 PM »
Sometimes the only thing we can control is where our brain splatter lands.
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Re: A quick slice of my day
« Reply #9 on: August 09, 2007, 09:54:43 PM »
Quote from: Solwyn on August 09, 2007, 04:58:06 PM
Sometimes the only thing we can control is where our brain splatter lands.

His mouth, I assume...
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Re: A quick slice of my day
« Reply #10 on: August 09, 2007, 10:55:31 PM »
Boss: Lets do A.
Us: But if we do A, B will occur.
Boss: I don't care. Do A.

Later...
Boss: OMG! B HAS HAPPENED!
Us: =rolleyes=
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Re: A quick slice of my day
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2007, 12:55:35 AM »
Quote from: Hoopy Frood on August 09, 2007, 09:54:43 PM
Quote from: Solwyn on August 09, 2007, 04:58:06 PM
Sometimes the only thing we can control is where our brain splatter lands.

His mouth, I assume...

Hey!  >:(
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Re: A quick slice of my day
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2007, 03:04:44 AM »
Your boss is clearly a well-versed absurdist playwright.  I like him.
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