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Re: I'm thinking I know why the Village is failing...
« Reply #15 on: May 25, 2012, 07:44:02 AM »
We need more wenches!

And how we get them doesn't matter a great deal.

*puts £500 behind the Bastard Bar for all and any wenches*

*looks behind Bastard Bar*

*coughs*

"Hey, is that Night Owl coming in??"
*points to doorway*

"No, I guess not..."

*wanders out of Bar, whistling, hands in both bulging pockets*

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Re: I'm thinking I know why the Village is failing...
« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2012, 12:57:29 PM »
HA I didn't fall for it!

While you all looked away I swindled a mouthful of beer out of the tap...
The sun beyond the mountain glows
The yellow river seaward flows
You can enjoy a grander sight
By climbing to a greater height

I have run out of places to climb. I will abandon this body and take to the air. We will leave twin vapor trails in the air, white lines etched into these rocks. I am the aerial. In my passing, I will send news to each and every star.

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Re: I'm thinking I know why the Village is failing...
« Reply #17 on: May 25, 2012, 05:45:01 PM »
HA I didn't fall for it!

While you all looked away I swindled a mouthful of beer out of the tap...

But... but...  that's illegal, ain't it?

I'm gonna call the Sherriff, and I'm pretty sure it's Night Owl.  And (worse for you) I'm pretty sure it's his beer.
"for the record, I'm not some kind of psychotic provincialist." - Than (ed: Cit. required)
"I lost my game of NT: Garry's fault. Global warming: Garry's fault. End-of-the-Universe: Garry's fault. See it always fits. Anyway, what is Garry up to? No good I bet." - Laszlo
"As for your French, it's probably better than the average English-speaking Frenchman's Finnish! (Or something.)" - wa
"I'm back at Thunderfalls now and every minute thinking of poking a bandit in the eye with a fishhook." - Preyveil
"and yet still nothing has made it to BC's signature!"-KMD

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Re: I'm thinking I know why the Village is failing...
« Reply #18 on: May 26, 2012, 08:27:53 PM »
Oh bollocks... er... DON'T HIT MY MOUSTACHE!  :o
The sun beyond the mountain glows
The yellow river seaward flows
You can enjoy a grander sight
By climbing to a greater height

I have run out of places to climb. I will abandon this body and take to the air. We will leave twin vapor trails in the air, white lines etched into these rocks. I am the aerial. In my passing, I will send news to each and every star.

Mrs Brown says: 'Hapiness is an effect, not a goal.'

Charlie is yelling @barit0wned
PC: A spider laid eggs inside my body and I need to get them out before they hatch
DM: You'll need the spider's permission first...

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Re: I'm thinking I know why the Village is failing...
« Reply #19 on: July 17, 2012, 06:51:38 AM »
And really... I blame Night Owl.  Obvious when you think about.

He ran off and got married and drank beer and did stuff, not realizing that it was his Incredible Manliness that kept the Wenches in the Bar, and the Ale on tap.

sigh... guilty.

But the world needed more Owl. What can I say?