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Brugdor

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No, it wasn't me
« on: August 20, 2007, 01:01:47 AM »
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=62217&in_page_id=34&ito=newsnow

Just to head off the inevitable posting of this story with some clever comment about yours truly.  >:(

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"Dwarf glued penis to Hoover
Sunday, August 19, 2007
Super glue

A show called Circus Of Horrors lived up to its name when a dwarf accidentally glued his penis to a vacuum cleaner.

Captain Dan The Demon Dwarf was taken to hospital when he became stuck to the the machine after misreading superglue instructions."

More at link
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Re: No, it wasn't me
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2007, 04:59:44 AM »
Quote from: Brugdor on August 20, 2007, 01:01:47 AM
More at link

as if there's any way I'd want to read more....
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Re: No, it wasn't me
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2007, 11:04:18 PM »
Quote from: Brugdor on August 20, 2007, 01:01:47 AM
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=62217&in_page_id=34&ito=newsnow

Just to head off the inevitable posting of this story with some clever comment about yours truly.  >:(

 :P

"Dwarf glued penis to Hoover
Sunday, August 19, 2007
Super glue

A show called Circus Of Horrors lived up to its name when a dwarf accidentally glued his penis to a vacuum ... after misreading superglue instructions."

More at link

How do you misread superglue instructions? How do you misread it so bad that it comes in contact with a vacuum and the little dwarf?
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Re: No, it wasn't me
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2007, 11:06:32 PM »
Quote from: Doombot on August 20, 2007, 11:04:18 PM
How do you misread superglue instructions? How do you misread it so bad that it comes in contact with a vacuum and the little dwarf?

Especially since it specifically says on the tube "Do NOT use when engaged in self-abuse with vacuum cleaners."

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Re: No, it wasn't me
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2007, 11:08:37 PM »
Quote from: BlueCross on August 20, 2007, 11:06:32 PM
Quote from: Doombot on August 20, 2007, 11:04:18 PM
How do you misread superglue instructions? How do you misread it so bad that it comes in contact with a vacuum and the little dwarf?

Especially since it specifically says on the tube "Do NOT use when engaged in self-abuse with vacuum cleaners."



It didn't before but you know after this it will.  :P
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Re: No, it wasn't me
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2007, 06:49:22 AM »
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Maybe its just morbid curiosity, but what part of the vacuum cleaner???

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Re: No, it wasn't me
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2007, 07:24:54 PM »
It says he misread 20 mintues setting time as 20 seconds :P

But I dunno- if he superglued it on, he could still finish the act, right? This time without even turning on the hoover  :idea:
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