Here are some tips that might help.
1) You are a villager. That's kind of a big deal. Just point them to wikipedia and say "you know that random encounter in a game you've never played and you've probably never heard of? Yeah, that's us." Then clear your throat and brush your nails against the lapel of your tweed jacket.
2) Buy a tweed jacket.
3) Standardized tests are great, but field tests are more important. You're trying for a teaching job, yes? Demand that they bring no less than four children into the room and allow them to observe you teaching them how to kill a bear with numbers. After that, they'll hire you out of fear.
4) Learn how to kill a bear with numbers. I'm not good a math, but I bet you can do it.
5) Failing the first four, just know that no matter what, you're a a badass, and it's just a matter of time until you find the place that fits your style enough to realize it.
