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Why did the marxist only drink herbal tea?
« on: October 13, 2008, 11:23:10 PM »
Because proper tea is theft.  ;D

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Re: Why did the marxist only drink herbal tea?
« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2008, 12:06:10 AM »
link not work
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Re: Why did the marxist only drink herbal tea?
« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2008, 01:04:17 AM »
link not work

Er...works for me. Everyone besides me having issues with it?
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Re: Why did the marxist only drink herbal tea?
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2008, 02:39:50 AM »
No problems here.
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Re: Why did the marxist only drink herbal tea?
« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2008, 08:20:36 AM »
Link worked for me, but it did take a while to load...
LISTER: Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast.  In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. NO TOAST.
TOASTER: How 'bout a muffin?
LISTER: OR muffins!  OR muffins!  We don't LIKE muffins 'round here!  We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and DEFINITELY no smegging flapjacks!
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Re: Why did the marxist only drink herbal tea?
« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2008, 04:06:45 PM »
i get an immediate page load error, cannot find server.
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Re: Why did the marxist only drink herbal tea?
« Reply #6 on: October 14, 2008, 04:09:01 PM »
Rose hip tea is awesome.  *nods*   ;D
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Re: Why did the marxist only drink herbal tea?
« Reply #7 on: October 18, 2008, 07:16:38 PM »
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Re: Why did the marxist only drink herbal tea?
« Reply #8 on: October 20, 2008, 02:43:22 AM »
Link works for me, on Virgin Media cable Internet connection.
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