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Unwashed Village / Re: The zone of friends
« Last post by The Hanged Man on Today at 12:55:41 AM »
Yeah, break that barrier down and confess!
CONFESS YOUR CRAP!

Worked for me, I've been dating my best friend for well over a year now. ^.^
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I picture Butch and the Tunnel Snakes from Fallout 3.
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Unwashed Village / Re: The zone of friends
« Last post by KMD on February 19, 2019, 03:55:25 AM »
Sorry about your disappointment. I'm guessing you're in Highschool or so. If he acts oblivious, he's either nervous or just not interested, probably the latter. Try not to take this (or ANYTHING that people do) personally. If you put yourself out there and are nice, some cute boy will appreciate you.

For the first time ever, I was seeing a woman who told me "Happy Valentine's day!". It felt weirdly.... appropriate. Even when I was seeing other people, VDay was always a dumb holiday they never cared about or wished me a happy one.
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Unwashed Village / Re: The zone of friends
« Last post by Hoopy Frood on February 18, 2019, 03:55:56 AM »
We don't even get "cover my body in chocolate and wait for you naked on the bed"-level of hints.

It makes washing the sheets a bitch.
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Unwashed Village / Re: Someone made a movie about us and didn't pay royalties!
« Last post by Hoopy Frood on February 18, 2019, 03:54:52 AM »
"A hapless 20-something is forced to flee the city and hide out with a tribe of hippies after witnessing a brutal murder by a gang of criminal hairdressers."

I need to find this movie - solely to learn what a gang of criminal hairdressers is.

I had the same thought.
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Unwashed Village / Re: Introducing Myself
« Last post by Chucara on February 15, 2019, 09:43:46 PM »
Welcome Ziggy. *obligatory random citrus pelting*

I'm really curious - how did you find us? We aren't exactly the most thriving community anymore.
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Unwashed Village / Re: Someone made a movie about us and didn't pay royalties!
« Last post by Chucara on February 15, 2019, 09:41:13 PM »
"A hapless 20-something is forced to flee the city and hide out with a tribe of hippies after witnessing a brutal murder by a gang of criminal hairdressers."

I need to find this movie - solely to learn what a gang of criminal hairdressers is.
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Unwashed Village / Re: The zone of friends
« Last post by Chucara on February 15, 2019, 09:40:14 PM »
Yeah, so the thing about guys: we don't get subtle hints. We don't even get "cover my body in chocolate and wait for you naked on the bed"-level of hints.
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Unwashed Village / The zone of friends
« Last post by Ziggy Stardust on February 15, 2019, 03:34:13 AM »
I gave someone a card for valentines day.  He said “nice card.  Who is it for?”.  I’ve left valentines day deeper in the friend zone.
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Unwashed Village / Someone made a movie about us and didn't pay royalties!
« Last post by The Hanged Man on February 14, 2019, 01:43:25 PM »
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt4331488/

Fumin! 😡😠

Also, happy Valentine's.
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