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Unwashed Village / Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« on: February 26, 2009, 12:41:36 AM »
Doh... (I just saw that movie Saturday)

Forrest becomes impatient waiting for the bus and decides to tell a person on the bench which street he is going. They mention that it is just down the block. He goes and meets Jenny (and his son).
The End. And no, it has not been referenced thusfar.

Unwashed Village / Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« on: February 25, 2009, 12:43:37 AM »
The brave crew of the Nostromo decide that responding to an unknown distress call on an unknown planet is too risky, and plot course back to earth

Unwashed Village / Re: Finally.....
« on: February 24, 2009, 05:03:50 AM »
Welcome back bud. I would make some bungie chord joke, but I don't think that I am of high enough status in the order of the unwashed   ;D

And at least you have a job...

Unwashed Village / Re: Dating update!
« on: February 20, 2009, 11:38:39 PM »
Wow, you whore lucky bastard man! Congratulations

Unwashed Village / Re: What's going on in your life?
« on: January 16, 2009, 05:59:55 AM »
Heh. I Just got my first spam mail (Thank Gmail for that)
This is a new one. It seems like they get more and more clever; Maybe people are wising up?

[Dear Friend,
Good day and how are you today?Please permit me to introduce my very self to you. In fact I am Leonard Duke the only child of late Dr Roland Duke who was the director general of cocoa export corporation of Cote D'ivoire and was killed by the rebel forces here in my country cote d'ivoire during a political war at the same time with the former military president General ROBERT GUEI.
While my father was rushed to the hospital unconsious due to the torture and bullet wounds he quickly sent for me as the only born son before his untimely death.Meanwhile he told me all about  this 10.5 millions US dollars (TEN MILLION FIVE HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLAS),he deposited here in Cote D'ivoire for future investiment on my name as next of kin.
I am afraid of my life and the safety of this money is not guaranteed in any way,because the political war that brought the untimely death of my beloved father has not come to end yet.The people who killed my father is in search of me.I ran away to hide somewhere,in one of the private hotel here in my country and not free to move around.
1-Rebels never come in agreement with the existing government .
2-Rebels refused to drop their arms for peace to hold and now the campaign of presidential election,  president elect is on couple with the political  WAR.
My life and this money is not save if I remain here in my country.This is why i decided to look for a GOD fearing and honest foreign partner whom this money can be transfered to his or her account for investment in his country. PLEASE I want you to assist me get this money transfered to your private nominate bank account in your country and I will travel out of my country entirely to join you immediately,after when my total money is creddited to your bank account and also you shall look for good investment so that I can invest this money wisely and continue my education and life there with you.There will be legal proof in all about this transaction of Transfer to you.
I have agreed to give you 15% of the total amount and extra 1% maped out for any expenses you might make like,telephone calls,e.t.c,during the time of transfer.
Please for the interest of this business transaction contact me through this my private  mail address immediately you receive this message for more information to enable me proceed towards concluding the arrangement to transfer this money to your bank account.Finaly I got your email contact through my dilligent search for a trust worthy person to assist me achieve a sustainable future. 

Your new friend,
                   Leonard .Duke.


Unwashed Village / Re: What's going on in your life?
« on: January 12, 2009, 04:44:25 AM »
So i'm 18. cool, so now i can vote among other things...

Unwashed Village / Re: The UV Twins turn 34.
« on: December 11, 2008, 09:24:46 PM »
Well toast wouldn't do much good.
Here is some bread, something you could actually use!

Unwashed Village / Re: Happy Belated Birthday, Karate Goldfish
« on: December 10, 2008, 12:13:09 AM »
Happy Birthday  ;D

I went to the movies the night they had a midnight showing here. At 7 o clock, I wondered why there were hundreds of girls (and a boys) lined up. Then I realized it was some big Vampire movie or something. Never Read the books, but from what I hear, they are for the 13 year old girl crowd. I don't usually (ahem) judge things or people before trying them, but if I see you going to that movie not dragged accompanied by a women, I'll have no choice but to revoke your masculinity license.  :bigcry:

Unwashed Village / Re: AFI's top ten movies lists
« on: November 29, 2008, 06:56:03 PM »
I see what you mean.

I hardly ever agree when the AFI or BFI makes their silly "Best Films" lists. Many of those  barely fit the category...

Unwashed Village / Re: Xbox accounts
« on: November 21, 2008, 01:02:39 AM »
It was a dramatic change, an unnecessarily, but it looks much better to me. I also find it to be much more interesting; I just decided to spend a lot of time looking through everything. The only thing I don't like is that it is a bit slower in game.

Unwashed Village / For all You Dwarves Out There...
« on: November 11, 2008, 04:51:32 AM »

Unwashed Village / Re: What's going on in your life?
« on: November 08, 2008, 03:26:50 AM »
So, I just saw gas around here at $1.92 a gallon  ;D

Unwashed Village / Re: Xbox accounts
« on: November 06, 2008, 04:20:51 AM »

Still running on free 1 month trial. Halo 3 me if you're on.

Unwashed Village / Re: Heh, heh.
« on: November 02, 2008, 02:57:07 AM »

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