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Unwashed Village / Re: This place needs an art.
« on: August 07, 2007, 06:45:37 PM »
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Unwashed Village / The Seven Wonders of the Totalitarian World
« on: August 07, 2007, 06:07:17 PM »
The Seven Wonders of the Totalitarian World
I trust when Loveshack becomes a supervillian he'll surpass this. I expect giant statues in every major city with laser beam eyes and a rotating head (Perfect for protests).
I trust when Loveshack becomes a supervillian he'll surpass this. I expect giant statues in every major city with laser beam eyes and a rotating head (Perfect for protests).
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Unwashed Village / Re: Joke Thread
« on: August 07, 2007, 05:08:51 PM »
An Ontarian wanted to become a Newfie. He went to the neurosurgeon and asked, “Is there anything you can do to me that would make me into a Newfie?”
”Sure it’s easy,” replied the neurosurgeon. “All I have to do is cut out 1/3 of your brain, and you’ll be a Newfie.”
He was very pleased, and immediately underwent the operation. However, the neurosurgeon’s knife slipped, and instead of cutting 1/3 of the patient’s brain, the surgeon accidentally cut out 2/3 of the patient’s brain. He was terribly remorseful, and waited impatiently beside the patient’s bed as the patient recovered from the anesthetic.
As soon as the patient was conscious, the neurosurgeon said to him “I’m terribly sorry, but there was a ghastly accident. Instead of cutting out 1/3 of your brain, I accidentally cut out 2/3 of your brain.”
The patient replied “Qu’est-ce que vous avez dit, monsieur?”
”Sure it’s easy,” replied the neurosurgeon. “All I have to do is cut out 1/3 of your brain, and you’ll be a Newfie.”
He was very pleased, and immediately underwent the operation. However, the neurosurgeon’s knife slipped, and instead of cutting 1/3 of the patient’s brain, the surgeon accidentally cut out 2/3 of the patient’s brain. He was terribly remorseful, and waited impatiently beside the patient’s bed as the patient recovered from the anesthetic.
As soon as the patient was conscious, the neurosurgeon said to him “I’m terribly sorry, but there was a ghastly accident. Instead of cutting out 1/3 of your brain, I accidentally cut out 2/3 of your brain.”
The patient replied “Qu’est-ce que vous avez dit, monsieur?”
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Unwashed Village / Remind me of the good job sites?
« on: August 07, 2007, 04:57:18 AM »
I want to make sure I don't leave one (at least a good one) out. =)
Thank ye!
Thank ye!
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Unwashed Village / Re: Bush is worse than Hitler!
« on: August 07, 2007, 02:15:46 AM »And it always comes back to the Nazis (even on a new board), doesn't it?
It's one of the few things we can count on. =)
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Unwashed Village / Re: Everything's better with puppets
« on: August 07, 2007, 01:47:07 AM »
There's something very soothing about that song...
Snape... snape... Severus Snape....
Snape... snape... Severus Snape....
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Unwashed Village / Re: Bush is worse than Hitler!
« on: August 07, 2007, 01:30:04 AM »Hitler was a terrible, terrible general. The only thing reason WWII lasted as long as it did was that his generals were great and usually managed to successfully convince him to change his mind when he made horrible decisions. Fortunately for us they couldn't persuade him not to invade Russia.
Oh I agree on that part. He diverted resources to killing the Jews when those same resources would have helped in battle. eg. Trains full of Jews on their way to death camps when it would have been better military wize to use them to move troops.
I was thinking more along the lines of an impoverished country with a pitiful military rising to become a military power and having a better military by far that a few years ago.
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Unwashed Village / Re: Puzzle!
« on: August 07, 2007, 12:56:09 AM »OK, so what's the secret?
A series of books and DVDs with Mumbo Jumbo New Age instructions that are making its author's financially wealthy for life?
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Unwashed Village / Re: Nifty features of the new board
« on: August 06, 2007, 11:57:00 PM »
Oh... Mods!
'Buy Me A Beer'
Allows users to reward other users for their posts by buying them a beer (or at least donating enough money via Paypal to buy one).
'Buy Me A Beer'
Allows users to reward other users for their posts by buying them a beer (or at least donating enough money via Paypal to buy one).
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Unwashed Village / Re: Bush is worse than Hitler!
« on: August 06, 2007, 11:46:13 PM »
Why are you Chuara and not ChuCara? If you going to be another Chu... pick this one.
ChuChu Rocket! - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
ChuChu Rocket! - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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Unwashed Village / Re: PLEASE READ: Welcome to the new forum
« on: August 06, 2007, 11:43:49 PM »
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Unwashed Village / Bush is worse than Hitler!
« on: August 06, 2007, 11:39:59 PM »
Hitler was elected with a clearer majority, knew how to speak eloquently, believed in science and was better militarily.
=)
How's that for the first debate post?
Hitler!
=)
How's that for the first debate post?
Hitler!