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Unwashed Village / Re: We should have a picture thread!
« on: August 23, 2007, 12:19:46 AM »
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Unwashed Village / Re: We should have a picture thread!
« on: August 23, 2007, 12:13:45 AM »
I'd post pictures from when I met Doomers, but all those pictures had her massively famous boyfriend in it, and she has asked me to not post them.
The paparazi are murder, and he wants to keep his private life private... all that jazz.
The paparazi are murder, and he wants to keep his private life private... all that jazz.
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Unwashed Village / Re: Toronto UV Meet today
« on: August 19, 2007, 06:10:15 AM »
Man, if that wasn't the saddest, lamest excuse I have ever heard.
Weak, dude. Shit, LIE to them next time.
:beadyeyes:
Weak, dude. Shit, LIE to them next time.
:beadyeyes:
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Unwashed Village / Re: Just to see what gets made out of this
« on: August 18, 2007, 01:35:27 AM »
And Nicolas Cage should know.
*nods*
No. That's the Freemasons. Not that I know 'anything' about them...
I'm sorry but if I say that Nicolas Cage is a Minion of the Illuminati, then Nicolas Cage IS a Minion of the Illuminati.
End of argument.
Your welcome.
You walk in Darkness, my friend.
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Unwashed Village / Re: Watch yourself get ripped off if you're a US taxpayer
« on: August 18, 2007, 01:34:18 AM »
Doomers = 
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Unwashed Village / Re: WE DID IT!!
« on: August 18, 2007, 01:32:40 AM »
You don't pay girls to have sex with them.
You pay them to leave afterwards. :mean:
You pay them to leave afterwards. :mean:
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Unwashed Village / Re: Watch yourself get ripped off if you're a US taxpayer
« on: August 17, 2007, 10:28:22 PM »
I'm 100% for Ron Paul.
He will be the first Republican I will have ever voted for. If/when he does not win the primary, I will not switch to anyone else running for President. I will go the further step of writing him in at the general election next November.
I feel that strongly. It's the closest I have ever come to admiring a candidate, for ANY party.
He will be the first Republican I will have ever voted for. If/when he does not win the primary, I will not switch to anyone else running for President. I will go the further step of writing him in at the general election next November.
I feel that strongly. It's the closest I have ever come to admiring a candidate, for ANY party.
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Unwashed Village / Re: Once again, showing I'm an unfeeling bastard
« on: August 17, 2007, 10:26:48 PM »
I, for one, am for...
Child Abuse.
Killing puppies.
Banning pizza.
Shaving Kittens.
Racial purity.
Yeah... right. These things are stupid. "If you don't reply to this, then YOU TOO are for killing puppies!"
OMFG! I better respond to this/give a moment of silence right away, or else I am part of the puppy-kill problem!!!
Idiot shit.
Child Abuse.
Killing puppies.
Banning pizza.
Shaving Kittens.
Racial purity.
Yeah... right. These things are stupid. "If you don't reply to this, then YOU TOO are for killing puppies!"
OMFG! I better respond to this/give a moment of silence right away, or else I am part of the puppy-kill problem!!!
Idiot shit.
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Unwashed Village / Re: Just to see what gets made out of this
« on: August 17, 2007, 10:23:52 PM »I don't know that I ever said the US was a christian nation. I know I said that it was founded by mostly christians which of course influenced the foundation of our government and the way it works.
I thought they were Illuminati members. The secret society that nobody knows about.
And Nicolas Cage should know.
*nods*
No. That's the Freemasons. Not that I know 'anything' about them...
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Unwashed Village / Re: Chocolate city? Oh well...nuts.
« on: August 17, 2007, 10:21:41 PM »
When i was 18, I was the only white cook in the kitchen of a great Italian restaurant. Every Thursday, all the guys back there would head out to the strip club, Chocolate City. Used to beg me to come.
I loved it.
I loved it.
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Unwashed Village / Re: Dead ant... dead ant... deadant... deadant... deadant... deadant... DEADANT!
« on: August 17, 2007, 10:17:06 PM »
army ants?
Magnifying glass?
the microwave used to be fun when I was a diabolical little kid... though I am sure it would still be fun today...
/em looks around for an ant to stick in the nuker...
Magnifying glass?
the microwave used to be fun when I was a diabolical little kid... though I am sure it would still be fun today...
/em looks around for an ant to stick in the nuker...
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Unwashed Village / Re: WE DID IT!!
« on: August 17, 2007, 10:15:16 PM »
God Bless those beauty salons.
I've become a big fan of facials (Minds out of gutters, you perverts!!!!) lately. Heaven having a (usually) smokin' hot girl stand over and me and massage me for an hour.
Plus, with the dim lights, candles, and aromatherapy... shit, they are more thoughtful then most girls I have dated.
I've become a big fan of facials (Minds out of gutters, you perverts!!!!) lately. Heaven having a (usually) smokin' hot girl stand over and me and massage me for an hour.
Plus, with the dim lights, candles, and aromatherapy... shit, they are more thoughtful then most girls I have dated.
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Unwashed Village / Re: I'm not tall enough!
« on: August 17, 2007, 04:55:14 PM »
Pet, that's not all that weird. We're tall. We're taller then average- male or female.
That means that more then most people are shorter then us.
Except I moved out to Minnesota- Land of the Tall-assed Scandinavians, so now I am just BARELY taller then most guys. (The average height in this State is like 2-2.5" taller then most other States, and 4" taller then in the South.)
That means that more then most people are shorter then us.
Except I moved out to Minnesota- Land of the Tall-assed Scandinavians, so now I am just BARELY taller then most guys. (The average height in this State is like 2-2.5" taller then most other States, and 4" taller then in the South.)
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Unwashed Village / Re: Once again... the top banned books.
« on: August 17, 2007, 07:31:54 AM »
Black Sambo. Loved those stories.
I was five, and I got a cute rabbit.
He was all black.
Yup. To my Mom's horror, I innocently named him... Black Sambo.
I was five, and I got a cute rabbit.
He was all black.
Yup. To my Mom's horror, I innocently named him... Black Sambo.
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Unwashed Village / Re: "The best reason to play a Paladin"
« on: August 17, 2007, 07:29:27 AM »
Oh, the 'Flaming Sword' jokes I could make here...