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Unwashed Village / Re: What's going on in your life?
« on: February 15, 2018, 07:18:32 AM »
Remember me?

I was 19 when I first showed up around here and now I'm approaching 38 - doesn't time fly?

Anyway, here's the news: I'm one week away from beginning the journey into Fatherhood, we're having (non-identical) twin girls. I need to figure out this parenting job as I go along.

Congrats on the twins my man!

Unwashed Village / Re: What's going on in your life?
« on: January 09, 2018, 06:45:20 AM »
Graduated with my Bachelors last month. Looking into taking the GRE for Grad School and then hopefully looking for a job (any job) and some internships/volunteer positions at museums so I can build my resume

Unwashed Village / Re: What games have you been playing latly?
« on: January 09, 2018, 06:41:26 AM »
I've been hooked on Crusader Kings 2.

You'd think after chopping off a guy's arms, legs, penis and then proceeding to slice his nose off and then plucking out one of his eyes... you'd think that he'd finally get the message that plotting to kill your son isn't the smartest of ideas.

I should've killed him at this point but in all honesty, I kept him around as a work of art. I figured I'd wheel him out, whenever the in-laws came over.

CK2 is an amazing game with amazing stories to experience. My friends played once and one of them became immortal, lost and then REGREW his penis at least five times.

As for me, we played a game where we made Jewish characters in the Middle East trying to recreate the Kingdom of Jerusalem. Anyway, my first guy became obsessed with astronomy and built an observatory, which eventually lead him to a cave in the desert. What did he find? The Fucking Necronomicon. So that was neat, made him smart but drove him to insanity which lead to his death. Welcome to CK2

Unwashed Village / Re: What's going on in your life?
« on: December 07, 2017, 02:40:36 AM »
I need to get my wisdom teeth removed badly. Shits expensive without insurance.

It's probably bad to say, but when I got mine taken out, I thought it was great! I thought getting put to sleep like that was pretty cool to experience

Unwashed Village / Re: Vault Tec experiment ideas
« on: November 15, 2017, 05:03:33 PM »
Vault Idea 1: What if we have a vault that is divided by two equal communities by some locked doors that would unlock at an arbitrary time (Maybe like 50 or 100 years after the Vault doors close)

Each vault has the normal jobs (Overseer, Security Chief, Doctors, Engineers etc.) But each section was controlled by a shadow council that would realistically make all the decisions for the vault. Each side would have one and may spread a fear of what's behind the locked doors. Maybe there is an endless supply of food, maybe evil individuals. Once the doors open then who knows what would happen. Would the shadow councils fight against the other shadow council? Who knows.

Vault Idea 2: You could also have a hereditary version of the Stanford Prison Experiment with the "Warden" being a computer program Magic Eight Ball that gives random advice or orders. It may eventually become worshiped as a god by the inhabitants. Anyway, upon entry to the vault, there is a random picking of who would be Guard and Prisoners. Vault 14? (Since the RL Experiment was supposed to last 14 days) The Guards and Prisoners would have children and their roles would pass down from the parents. I guess if the parents are a Prisoner and a Guard, then they ask the 8 ball. Changing of the roles may also probably occur depending on the will of the Guards since they are pretty much in control. 

Unwashed Village / Re: A single second
« on: October 26, 2017, 03:37:59 PM »
Getting a little Personal here, but my moment was at the end of high school/right after it.

There was of course a girl who was probably the first person to genuinely like me. In short I ended up messing up the whole thing and we went our own way. I felt sick and afterwards I became less capable of showing my emotions to people and became a bit of a robot.

Unwashed Village / Best Premade Character for Fallout?
« on: October 10, 2017, 04:14:02 PM »
Recently I started a new game for Fallout and I decided I would spice up my life a little and choose a pre-made character (Which I never did before)

I ended up going with Natalia mainly because her steal skill is something I like to have since it makes making money easy.

I was just wondering if you guys have any preferences with any Pre-made characters or if you just roll with a custom character?

Now it's time to get in your highwayman and drive off into the sunset with a clown car containing a Supermutant, a Tribal who talks to his nose piercing, a Deathclaw and some guy who's always drunk
The real true ending for Fallout 2

Prepare yourself Horrigan! You're about to face the wrath of spinning Jenny!

I think I will have to decide which companions I want with me. Somehow I don't want to put too much faith into Myron's seduction skills.

Myron looks like a emaciated 13 year old on his good days, dunno how he has any seduction skills to begin with. Unless people in the wasteland like REALLY BIG BRAINS.

You should just bring Marcus and Goris. And the Pariah Dog of course 

going to beat Lo Pan up, star in a few sex tapes and then I'll be ready to crush Horrigan!  :D

Nothing can defeat Horrigan except an STD-Ridden Tribal who beat up a few Chinese people lol

Unwashed Village / Re: What games have you been playing latly?
« on: October 04, 2017, 04:31:59 PM »
Gotta play myself some Cuphead

Unwashed Village / Re: Fallout Wargaming
« on: October 03, 2017, 10:43:13 PM »
The Preorders came out today and the lowest starter pack is like $80.

It may not be a lot in terms of Wargaming but what the fuck...

I guess it's not as bad as Warhammer.... yet...

Unwashed Village / Fallout Wargaming
« on: October 03, 2017, 04:37:08 PM »
Hey Villagers,

I was wondering if anyone else heard about the upcoming Fallout themed Board game.

It seems to mostly focus on the Fallout 4 stuff, but I read somewhere they plan on Adding Enclave so here's to hoping they add more in terms of stuff from older games (Enclave, NCR, Caesar's Legion, The Master's Army etc.)

Any thoughts on it? Do many people here play a lot of board games? 

I think the Control Company is helpful, especially since they can be used as Cannon Fodder for Horrigan while you sneak up behind him and diddle him good

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