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You can't make me, bitch!

crap

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Unwashed Village / Re: What Is The Deal With Strangers Making Small Talk?
« on: October 15, 2009, 11:01:40 AM »
there is so much wrong with this statement - I don't even know how to reply to it.  I am just glad that most of the people on this planet don't hold the same opinion as you, otherwise it would be a shitty place to live.  sometimes that fact that a fellow human being is just that...a fellow human being should be 'stake' enough for you to care.

What's worse? Doing something you hate for people you don't know and pretending that you don't hate it? Or being honest about it? I say, since it's a stranger I have no stake in, better to put myself first, and if I truly don't want to chat, (and I believe that most people would prefer to be left alone as well, but I'm basing this hypothesis on the fact that most of the people who hit me up for small talk have mental issues.), best to be honest about it.

Because they'd have to be insane to want to talk to you?

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Unwashed Village / Re: Iain M. Banks
« on: June 27, 2009, 08:13:35 AM »
Jeff is Iain Banks' publisher?

No, I'm just pimping him for free.

His non-scifi is fairly dark. Lots of black humour but often also very dark.

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Unwashed Village / Re: Iain M. Banks
« on: June 20, 2009, 10:47:35 AM »
Iain Banks is awesomeness in printed form. Do not hesitate, go and buy everything else he's written. Go NOW!

You're still reading! Go!

I think all his stuff is great, he explores a lot of different ideas in his seperate books, I haven't caught him repeating himself yet. His latest was Matter but all of his books are really stand-alones and can be read in whatever order.

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Unwashed Village / Re: Starting our house hunting...
« on: June 03, 2009, 09:44:56 PM »
Congrats, Doom. When do we come down for the house-warming bash?

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Unwashed Village / Re: Starting our house hunting...
« on: April 22, 2009, 03:44:12 AM »
You're going to want to look for a place with four walls and a roof. Less than 4 walls, and you may be buying a tent.

And I simply cannot stress the part about the roof enough.

edited for seriousness:

1) Make sure you get a buyer's agent who is looking out for your interests only, not the seller's

2) Get a pre-approved mortgage. Look at your finances so that you know what you can afford, and you know how far you can stretch to get that really nice place.

3) Go with your gut when looking at places. And don't be afraid to make snap decisions when viewing properties. Either you like it, or you don't. Also take notes, if you look at a lot of properties you'll never keep it all straight in your head.

4) I've heard that you can get good deals from short sales and repossessed properties, but it can be a bitch to get the bank to approve the sale.

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Unwashed Village / Re: Bwanno - FOUND!!!
« on: April 20, 2009, 08:16:56 AM »
Ah, The Breeders. So much graduation-year nostalgia.

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Of course, there was a bit of a damping effect when I read the server's name tag, and it said "Jeff"

I was throwing them at you to try to wake you up after you dozed off at the window. Next time it'll be ice cubes.

PS It's spelled Jeff but pronounced Dennis.

PPS boobs

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GTFO of my drive-thru.

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Unwashed Village / Re: I'm cured!
« on: April 12, 2009, 09:20:38 PM »
yay BC - wenching and excessive consumption of beer has rendered you invincible :)

I'm not sure that falling asleep and spilling it all over himself counts as consumption.

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Unwashed Village / Re: R.I.P. Dave Arneson
« on: April 12, 2009, 09:53:31 AM »
So many days and years of my life wasted because of that man. I'd claim I would've turned out normal without D&D but I doubt that's entirely true.  :P

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Unwashed Village / Re: I'm cured!
« on: April 12, 2009, 09:51:06 AM »
So, OK, I'm back.  Hi.  Did I miss anything?

Never heard of you. New to the boards?

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Unwashed Village / Re: Happy (Belated) Birthday, Jeff
« on: March 24, 2009, 08:06:22 PM »
Happy Birthday! Enjoy the toaster and the bag of pre-toast.

Lady, you got scammed. That's just bread.

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Unwashed Village / Re: Happy (Belated) Birthday, Jeff
« on: March 24, 2009, 08:04:02 PM »
SPEAK UP, I CAN'T HEAR ANY OF YOU DAMNED KIDS!

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Unwashed Village / Re: Happy Birthday Petrarch!
« on: March 19, 2009, 09:31:03 AM »
It is your birthday.

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