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Unwashed Village / The first 'Caption This' in forever!
« on: April 30, 2019, 12:35:31 AM »

Mine would be...
Theresa May: To be a vampire is a life commitment. It is not achieved by my words, it is something you earn by your own will and sincere meditation.
Little Boy: I only wanted an autiegwaph!

Unwashed Village / Someone made a movie about us and didn't pay royalties!
« on: February 14, 2019, 01:43:25 PM »

Fumin! 😡😠

Also, happy Valentine's.

Unwashed Village / Fallout 76 Poem
« on: December 31, 2018, 04:31:02 AM »
I played Fallout 76 until it was detrimental to my health, so I stopped.
It's currently 3 AM and I need to kill some time and the Unwashed Village is sorely lacking in poetry right now, so I thought I'd flex my none existent skills and give it a crack.

Scrounging through the dirt and scrap, I seek parts for my gun.
Jealous of the Vault Dweller, he got all the fun.
I broke my trusty hammer on a Scorch's stupid face.
It simply vanished from my hands, without a single trace.

Giant bats scream and roar as they sour through the air.
What the fuck, there's three of them! That's just not bloody fair!
Sonic waves from three angles and a rad fart on my head.
Just... fucking kill me now, I'm much better off dead.

Why won't my shack fit!? It's still lit up red!
'I won't have to take it apart, will I?' my lip trembles, with dread.
Before I logged out, it fit, snuggly, beneath that pylon!
Well now I'll have to start again! My canvas bag was actually nylon!

So hungry... So thirsty... Must find food!
I wish I had some atom points, so that I could go and ask that dude.
It's been a whole three hours, since that potato snack.
Now I lie, a skeletal wreck, on the floor of my rundown shack.

I found some entertainment, dressing as a clown.
Standing in doors and windows, throughout the ruined town.
They see some weirdo staring, femininely dressed.
The number of visitors have, oddly enough, regressed.

Rest in peace, I tell myself as I head off to war.
The Scorched threat await me, yet I'm stuck in the floor!
I'm too weighed down with crap, to teleport away.
Grenades fall through the floor, somehow, so here I must stay.

Bollocks to this barren world, in which I am now part.
Screw these glitches, bugs and issues, that have plagued me from the start!
'The Scorched can have this cursed place' I declared, with a sigh.
Now could one of you come over here, so that I can finally die!?

So my quest ends here, abruptly, without a whimper or a bang.
Just an irritable sigh, a combination of dread and fear, like a flashback to Da Nang.
I leave with this warning, simple and sincere.
Avoid Appalachia, if you hold your sanity dear.

Unwashed Village / I'm disappointed...
« on: March 22, 2018, 12:27:34 AM »
It's been a few months and no Soul Calibur VI hype? What happened to you guys? You used to be cool! :<

I'm actually quite optimistic for it, despite how disappointed I was with V. Though I do admit, I appreciate it a lot more than I did, when it first came out. If the gameplay is as good as SC V but has the many features of SC III, then I'll be super happy! ^.^

I was kind of looking forward to seeing where the future would take us but I do miss the old roster dearly and don't ind returning to them. I was hoping that SC VI would give us Patrokalus' death, given that I hate him so much. Maybe I can kill Sophitia before the events of Soul Calibur I and prevent the little brat from ever existing!  >:D

Hoping that Voldo is good for our resident Voldo player.

(Also, holy sheet! It's just occurred to me that the last Soul Calibur game came out, the first time I started actively posting on this board!)

Unwashed Village / Vault Tec experiment ideas
« on: November 10, 2017, 09:51:32 AM »
Hmmm, here's a fun one.
Has anyone ever had an idea for a Vault experiment?

I always wanted a Vault that had a lot of robots that were designed to be as rude and unhelpful as possible.

Been playing through F2 again and after helping a bunch of scruffy ruffians kill a spammer, committing rat regicide and getting thrown out of Vault City, I reached the Enclave Oil Rig.

I can't believe the stuff you have to do to get anywhere, assassinating the President of the United States is the easy part of it and once you've dealt with that, you have to take on Frank Horrigan and his merry band of gun turrets. :S

Looks like it's back to grinding for me. T.T

Unwashed Village / It's that day again.
« on: July 04, 2017, 02:30:32 PM »
We have left the clutches of Europe and have sailed away from it! Now we are re-instating the British Empire and we're taking back our colonies.

I'm happy to announce that we are taking American back and will be reversing centuries of progress, we're going to make Trump seem small time.

Oh wait, we haven't left the Europe yet!
Okay, we will get you next year!

Unwashed Village / What if Trump played D&D?
« on: March 28, 2017, 10:26:14 AM »
I found this list of tweets from D and D players, who use trump logic (or lack thereof) in D&D.

It's funny, even if you haven't played it.

Unwashed Village / Caption this
« on: July 29, 2016, 12:27:06 PM »

Unwashed Village / Come and worship him...
« on: July 26, 2016, 10:52:29 PM »

The Church of Vault Boy is now open for business.  :laugh:

This probably sounds insanely daft but despite studying such poems for a year of my life, I'm not exactly sure what separates a poem from any other piece of writing. Is there a certain structure that you have to follow, like a sonnet?

Didn't realise that I didn't know until today, when I was copying one down.

Unwashed Village / So... Is America willing to join us again?
« on: July 05, 2016, 01:07:52 AM »
Britain can save you from Trump, he's banned from entering the UK or will be... not sure about that but anyway, you yanks should come back to us now! Pleeeasee! Pretty please with sugar on top?

Love Hangy the Redcoat Spy British Ambassador.

Unwashed Village / R.I.P The United Kingdom...
« on: June 25, 2016, 10:53:29 PM »
We hardly knew ye...  :'(

Unwashed Village / Unwashed shirt
« on: November 21, 2015, 02:26:26 PM »
No, I'm not talking about the millions of screwed up shirts that at I have on my floor, I'm of course talking about Max Stone's Unwashed Villager's shirt.  :P

Finally ordered one with my paycheck, I was under theimpresson that it would have the UV logo on the back but apparently not :/

Got it in long sleeved varient since I don't have many gaming shirts for winter.

Unwashed Village / Character sharing thread
« on: November 12, 2015, 01:13:38 AM »
Thought it'd be fun to show off what we could do with Fallout 4's new face sculptor.

I'm sick of making Caucasian guys with brown hair (except for Fallout 2 where I was a Caucasian girl with black hair and Fallout: Tactics where I was a goth and Fallout: Project Brazil, if that counts), so I originally planned to make a Japanese woman but because there's no Japanese race preset, my character ended up looking like an abomination.

I ended up making an American woman of Japanese descent.  :laugh:

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