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Unwashed Village / Re: rebornDARKstar

« on: March 28, 2011, 02:36:04 PM »

darkSTAR knocked back the liquid and thought for a minute.

"sure hope there was no caffeine in there. i have this intolerance you see.....

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Unwashed Village / Re: rebornDARKstar

« on: March 23, 2011, 01:35:52 PM »

stopping suddenly DARKstar eyed this new man.

"a drink huh? what the hell, a small sip won't hurt right?"

eagerly he reached for what he held...

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Unwashed Village / Re: rebornDARKstar

« on: March 22, 2011, 03:41:04 AM »

DARKstar shrugs and rushes to the exit.

CUTAWAY TO DARKstar'S BRAIN
unlike other members of the universe DARKstar was born with a different SPECIAL set. his strength is covered by his endurance. the "S" in his SPECIAL actually stands for "Sanity".
since leaving the confines of Vault 1337 (a vault that was overstocked with entertainment cartridges and nuka cola/fancy lads snacks) his sanity has been slowly deteriorating. starting with a base stat of 100 it was affected by two primary events up until this point.
the first occured when traversing the wasteland, he happened upon a singing rock. it identified itself as Colin and would continously sing "Run for the hills run for the hills, go get your pills go get your pills" this crushed DARKstar's sanity by 10 points.
the second event happened when he found a fissure like gorge on his way to the village. upon investigating it he discovers a giant marshmallow wedged inside. the place was crawling with Giant Ants so he wisely decided to avoid it. he lost 10 sanity that day
he was also known for having average perception and endurance, below average charisma, average intelligence, average agility but an exceptionally high luck stat. (up to 11).
since arriving at the village he felt his Sanity lowering itself slightly.

he turned a corner running from the madmen with tangerine guns and ended up at the village gates again.

"this place hates me!" he yelled. "i keep going in circles!!!"

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Unwashed Village / Re: rebornDARKstar

« on: March 21, 2011, 03:28:11 AM »

"thanks. my name's DARKstar. at least that's what i'm known as now. i'm a traveller from..... a long way away. i actually came here to document some history. get to know the people. this place... this village has been harder to find in recent years. i've also noticed that the history here.... things on the outside have changed. i'm a writer. a documentor. collector of history. i also met this other guy who was outside the gate. said this village was weapons free? he's not one of yours by any chance?"

"realistically i'm grateful because you haven't tried to kill me yet."

DARKstar opens his courier bag and pulls out a dusty sandclogged notebook*

flipping through the pages he finds the one he's looking for. he scratches at the bright yellow collar around his neck. it beeped menacingly whenever Laughinman got close. in his heart DARKstar knew he was packing some real tangerines.....

"Sure is hot in this cow suit. makes it hard to run a bit..."

i'm actually looking for some work while i continue to write and was hoping you knew of any jobs available in this village. i'm a chef and can serve drinks. made a pretty mean Nuclear Sundae too. and can cook Deathclaw any which way from sunday. everyone here seems ok. just a little unstable. but that could be the years of isolation here i guess. or a combination of Heatstroke and Brahmin shakes."

DARKstar looked back at Laughinman
"in his case. maybe a little too much silver. love the suit though. and that revolver... something about it seems familiar...."

"hmm. i still can't get my Pip boy to work. you don't happen to have anyone who can repair a 1000 model on hand at all?"

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Unwashed Village / Re: rebornDARKstar

« on: March 19, 2011, 11:45:10 PM »

after making a few small adjustments to the PIP boy on his wrist he nodded and tapped the armor he wore.

"thanks for that. my apologies for not being polite"

there was an explosion. down by his feet as he coughed and spluttered.

"i told you i'd give you a head start. why didn't you run?"

the smoke cleared, but DARKstar was gone having made a break for town centre during the confusion. he hoped the armor would hold up, and the several pies he ate along his journey here wouldn't slow him down. (although he was probably wrong about that)
he had to keep his wits about him. as making it through this hailstorm of sharp sticks would be tricky at best and near impossible at his worst. it dawned on him a few seconds later having never traversed the village before (and being cursed with no sense of direction) he ended up back where he started.

"uh oh. maybe i should have turned left at that..... scroll store?"

"oh back for round two eh?" the weasely man said raising the bazooka  a second time. "can't fault your persistence stranger even if you are a little dopey"

"why the heck isn't VATS working here?" DARKstar grumbled.

it was at that point he was hit by a tangerine so powerful it knocked him through a storefront. when he awoke he saw.... a saloon of sorts. groggily he got to his feet.

(i hope i've done this right.)

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Unwashed Village / Re: Sláinte!

« on: March 19, 2011, 03:19:57 PM »

*accepts cow suit and blindfold with a puzzled look, but puts it on anyway*

thanks, i can assure you i'm not a bot. flesh and blood. like you (or ghouls maybe)
My name.... isn't really important but what is important is why i'm here. lets see, i suppose i should start....at the start
two years ago i purchased a copy of Fallout 3 after picking it up at my local CD shop. about two hours in i was hooked. then it ate up my time in huge mouthfuls. two hours turned into 10 hours which turned into 10 days. and so on and so forth.
i craved more knowledge of this universe. it fascinated me. i looked over the Fallout Wiki and found a surprising article. the one about the Grim Reaper (i sure hope it's ok to say that)

i was captivated by the fight. the story, it moved me so. i felt the angst of your plight and cheered when he was banished to the desert. i made a note to come here one day. but then new vegas fell into my lap.

the villagers of this... er.... village are legendary here. i wanted to meet the people who i've been following (shadowing?) to talk to, grow with and hopefully become socially accepted amongst. i feel i've wandered my own wasteland of sorts but never really found a place to fit in. there just doesn't feel like there's enough true fallout fans in the world 

i'd love to talk more about myself. i hope i can be interesting, maybe even useful to you here in the village. i may not be good at a lot of things but i will do my best to follow the rules, and learn what i can
i'm a writer. (and some would say by curse) of fan fiction. i say by curse because i can never finish anything i write. i play games of all kinds. mostly shooters fighters and rpgs. when i'm not doing either of those two i work humbly in a kitchen, whistling tunes as i chop vegetables and cook meat.
i er... don't do much roleplay and that's something else i'm hoping to learn. i eagerly await a reply, and i'll talk more whenever i can about whatever you'd like.

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Unwashed Village / Re: Sláinte!

« on: March 19, 2011, 06:29:13 AM »

Hello? i'm sorry to post this here, but i didn't know where else to go, i'm new to the village but i found out about you through.... well that's kind of a long story.
may i post here in this thread? or is there another place i can go to post about myself?
i am excited to meet you all, as you've all become quite the celebrities in my household.
please reply?