Unwashed Village
General Discussion => Unwashed Village => Topic started by: PsychoPompos on February 17, 2011, 12:45:54 AM
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My entire point is to see how many people we have up and viewing the board. I want to revitalize this place. The ghost town vibe is getting to me and i see some members quite literally collecting dust and cobwebs. Other than BC Even!
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What, no twitch response?
hurmph!
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I've been lurking mostly since this is my home page, I read over the site but don't often post cause I'm not on very much.
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I'm not totally sure the last time i was actually on. Had to be like a year ago. Just remembered the board one day and started paying attention again.
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Here and accounted for.
I hereby ignite a revolution of the board!
First order of business; Tangerines are to be declared ILLEGAL, and will be henceforth declared as Clementines. The greatest fruit evar
I'll be in the bastard bar, sipping a Smirnoff Ice and reading GQ if anyone needs me.
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I'm not alive in the strictest sense, but still voted "What?"
But that's not the point.
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First order of business; Tangerines are to be declared ILLEGAL, and will be henceforth declared as Clementines. The greatest fruit evar
you dont have that authority.
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History seems intent on repeating itself, or did the fruit war ever truly end?
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History seems intent on repeating itself, or did the fruit war ever truly end?
As I recall, the rutabaga was unanimously voted the Official Fruit of the Unwashed, and all must bow before it, and before the Rutabaga Protagonist (that would be moi) as well.
Tithes are accepted.
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Heathens! All of you Heathens!
I will enlighten you. The Plum is the only true fruit of this world.
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First order of business; Tangerines are to be declared ILLEGAL, and will be henceforth declared as Clementines. The greatest fruit evar
you dont have that authority.
:Throws Clementines:
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Oooh bagels!
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BUT I FOUND THE TANGERINE STRONGHOLD!
if we work our cards right we can experiment and have the world's most superfruit! *mwahahahahaha*
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I demand a cheese option!
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.... What kind of cheese? i might compromise.
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My entire point is to see how many people we have up and viewing the board. I want to revitalize this place. The ghost town vibe is getting to me and i see some members quite literally collecting dust and cobwebs. Other than BC Even!
I think I voted Bagels, but I can't be sure if I'm awake right now, so I can't tell you if I'm alive or not. I'll leave a note for the bagel to ask me again when I wake up tomorrow afternoon.
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Where's my bagel?? I was promised a bagel!!
and your all daft the only fruit worthy of replacing the tangerine is....
Artichokes!!!!! they even got nice point spines for prickleing dusty newcomers with.
(hey if BC can have his stupid turnips i can have my Artichokes!!)
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(hey if BC can have his stupid turnips i can have my Artichokes!!)
You spelled 'rutabaga' incorrectly.
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Esst mehr Käsetoast.
(yes, fear the unknown!)
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Some really nice stilton.
I would settle for high quality cheddar.
Preferrably not Baby Bell.
Cheese slices would demand retribution.
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I see this thread has been nicely hijacked. Well done, all.
And in keeping with the Bad Cheese Stories motif, I offer:
When I was living in Germany, we went to some nice Gasthous or somesuch, and ordered a cheese plate. Not any cheese plate, but an 'imported' cheese plate. I thought that would be novel as we were somewhat imported ourselves.
So the plate arrived in due time, and had some nice French, nice Swiss, and nice Belgium cheeses. And... *drum roll, please*, in one corner of the plate, wrapped nicely in foil, was... *ba-boom!* VELVEETA!
omfg...
I don't even consider that a cheese. It's more like industrial waste.
So we had a good laugh and ate everything but that.
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velveeta is not cheese!!
If you read the label it is "Cheese food"
WTF is cheese food (obviously not cheese or it wouldn't need to be on the label)
Uggghhhh
and for me I'll take a nice sprinkle of crumbled Feta on my bagel (still waiting for my bagel!! I was promised a bagel!!!)
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Velveeta is real cheese in the way that it is made from real milk (rather than oil such as imitation cheese is). But it is processed and tends to contain much more whey than normal cheese (which is pure curd). (Similar to Cheez Whiz, cheese spreads, and pub cheeses.) The advantage is that it melts very well, and makes a wonderful base for homemade mac 'n' cheese when supplemented with much higher quality cheeses.
Besides, it tastes better than American cheese. But any "international" cheese plate, if they really want to present an truly American cheese, would use Brick, which was created in my old home state of Wisconsin.
The reason they call it "cheese food" is that it isn't aged like cheese is, and is made from whey.
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Besides, it tastes better than American cheese
*examines Hoopy's taste buds and finds them wonton...*
Oh, so you like Chinese!
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Besides, it tastes better than American cheese
*examines Hoopy's taste buds and finds them wonton...*
Oh, so you like Chinese!
http://www.sadtrombone.com