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Title: Once you go Dwarf
Post by: Brugdor on August 23, 2007, 04:52:28 PM

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/femail/article.html?in_article_id=477179&in_page_id=1879&ito=1490


You never go...umm...something cute that rhymes with Dwarf.  ;D



Why DO tall women love little men?
By KATE MULVEY - More by this author » Last updated at 08:27am on 23rd August 2007

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Model Sophie Dahl was lately snapped with her much shorter boyfriend, jazz singer Jamie Cullum. Eight inches taller than her diminutive lover, Miss Dahl looked positively Amazonian.

Should we feel sorry for the Big Friendly Girlfriend (BFG) - a woman who will never know what it feels like to walk down the street nestling in the crook of her boyfriend's arm? Or who always has to bend her knees if her man goes for an impromptu kiss?

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Title: Re: Once you go Dwarf
Post by: BlueCross on August 23, 2007, 05:32:26 PM

Once you go Dwarf, you'll never need Worf.

Before you go Dwarf, you'll prob'ly have to morph.

Title: Re: Once you go Dwarf
Post by: Doombot on August 23, 2007, 06:25:50 PM

Once you go Dwarf... everything else seems like kissing Dorf.

(http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/51W5RE1RB8L._SS500_.jpg)
http://g-ec2.images-amazon.com/images/I/51W5RE1RB8L._SS500_.jpg

Of course... that doesn't really word since Dorf is a Dwarf.

Title: Re: Once you go Dwarf
Post by: The SysMan on August 23, 2007, 10:52:39 PM

Once you go dwarf, you'll be hackin people off at the knees with an axe!

What do ye mean it "Doesn't rhyme?" My Axe thinks it rhymes! You wanna argue with it?