Alas, Julia stone cold dropped me last weekend, for reasons that are extremely difficult to explain coherently, but basically amount to "Girl's got issues!"
Man, I haven't been dumped for like nine years! I have to tell you, it's not that fun. On the other hand, I had a pretty good idea of her issues after like a week of us dating so I knew we probably wouldn't last that long. I'm more annoyed than anything else; I was having a good time! When I got dumped in high school I felt like it was THE END OF THE WORLD; this time around I just feel like a kid whose parents took his favorite toy away. I liked that toy! I want to play with it some more!
Oh well. I'm single again, folks! I have to tell you, it's kind of irritating. It's hard as hell to meet ladies now that I'm out of school! On the other hand, my friend Cassie just told me she has a crush on me, and I have a date with Melinda when she's in town in a couple weeks, so it's not like I've got anything to complain about. Still! Dumped! Me!
I bought her some earrings like a week and a half before we broke up, and they finally arrived like the day before she dumped me. Now I've got these bitchin' earrings in this gift box and no girl to give them to! Can I just drop 'em on the next lady? That seems kind of dishonest. Maybe I'll give 'em to my little sister or something, I don't know. I can tell I have a little vindictive streak 'cause I kinda want to give them to Julia and go, "Look at this crap, woman! Look how good I would have treated you! You done messed up!" Oh well, nobody's perfect, eh?