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Hillary's death announced today.
« on: January 11, 2008, 01:17:30 AM »
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Re: Hillary's death announced today.
« Reply #1 on: January 11, 2008, 03:26:05 AM »
I wonder to whom I shall summit my vote.
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Re: Hillary's death announced today.
« Reply #2 on: January 11, 2008, 04:24:39 AM »
Man, that guy led such and amazing life with so many laudable accomplishments, I didn't think he'd Everest.
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Re: Hillary's death announced today.
« Reply #3 on: January 11, 2008, 05:10:38 PM »
Yup, he was the man.  He was neither weak nor soft norgay.
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Re: Hillary's death announced today.
« Reply #4 on: January 12, 2008, 08:44:55 AM »
I'm wondering if it would be wise Tibet on who can come up with the lamest pun.
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Re: Hillary's death announced today.
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2008, 08:57:33 AM »
I met Hillary once. I found Hillary repelling.
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Re: Hillary's death announced today.
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2008, 01:00:23 AM »
:(
He will be missed. But at least he's still on our money.
I'd lay out a vicious pun on you all, but I believe I've peaked for the day.
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Re: Hillary's death announced today.
« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2008, 04:16:10 PM »
That man didn't just die.


He always, always showed the world how to LIVE.


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Re: Hillary's death announced today.
« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2008, 07:14:27 AM »
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Re: Hillary's death announced today.
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2008, 12:19:09 AM »
Heard a cool story about him on the radio the other day.  Some sportswriter (Frank deFord, I think) wanted to interview him so he called some other writer he knew in New Zealand to see if he could get his number.

The NZ guy said "wait a sec".  deFord was impressed that he had Hillary's number available and mentioned it.  The guy said, "No, I'm just looking it up in the phone book."

Wow...

Arguably one the greatest sportsman in the 20th century, and he just lists his name in the phone book.  I wanna live in NZ.  And I wanna be like Ed.

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Re: Hillary's death announced today.
« Reply #10 on: January 20, 2008, 08:51:44 PM »
Everyone's in the phonebook :)
Seriously. Given the rural nature of the country in most places, if you weren't in the phone book, you'd be legally dead >.<
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Re: Hillary's death announced today.
« Reply #11 on: January 20, 2008, 10:09:32 PM »
Quote from: The SysMan on January 20, 2008, 08:51:44 PM
Everyone's in the phonebook :)
Seriously. Given the rural nature of the country in most places, if you weren't in the phone book, you'd be legally dead >.<

Navin R. Johnson: The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!
Harry Hartounian: Boy, I wish I could get that excited about nothing.
Navin R. Johnson: Nothing? Are you kidding? Page 73 - Johnson, Navin R.! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now.

[Crazy guy with gun scrolls through a phone book looking for a victim]

Sniper: Johnson, Navin R... Sounds like a typical bastard.
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Re: Hillary's death announced today.
« Reply #12 on: January 20, 2008, 10:25:55 PM »
Quote from: Doombot on January 20, 2008, 10:09:32 PM
Sniper: Johnson, Navin R... Sounds like a typical bastard.

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