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Hoopy Frood

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Like shooting fish in a barrel
« on: October 25, 2007, 03:00:58 AM »
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All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man whose gonna burn your house down – with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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Re: Like shooting fish in a barrel
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2007, 05:40:33 AM »
No Melania Griffith?

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Re: Like shooting fish in a barrel
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2007, 06:58:13 AM »
Awwww Kenny! You had a nice rugged manly look. You don't even look like you anymore.

He should have known when to hold them...
Will I get Night Owl points for quitting but not as much for getting fired?
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