In my defense, I have no problems with Apple as a company. I think being a hater is worse than being a fanboy.
But I can't justify the cost of designer electronics. If I made more money, I'd probably get a mac at home for certain things. I'd love if they'd replace my work computer with a mac, all I use is Adobe CS3 all day long so it'd be perfect for a mac.
All that being said, I can't resist making fun of fanboys of any kind. My best friend in high school was a Chevy guy, so I HAD to say something about how great Fords were around him (even though I haven't owned or operated one in over 8 years). One of my best friends in college was an Xbox fanboy, so I told him how terrible of a console it was (even though I love it).
It's like a compulsion.
In any case, good luck with the compytron. Newegg ships a fine product.