« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2011, 11:00:19 AM »
"Unable to successfully complete the scavenger hunt and claim the grand prize of an all-expenses paid wedding, he had to settle for the second place prize: A portable sewing machine and 5 years in prison for carjacking UPS."
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"What can brown do for you? It can get you there on time, and even deliver your wedding gift! But it can't cover the damages caused from the bachelor party the night before."
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LISTER: Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast. In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. NO TOAST.
TOASTER: How 'bout a muffin?
LISTER: OR muffins! OR muffins! We don't LIKE muffins 'round here! We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and DEFINITELY no smegging flapjacks!
TOASTER: Aah, so you're a waffle man!