So apparently the stock market was slightly rocked by the passage of two Iranian warships through the Suez Canal: (one of many articles on the financial pages):
Iran Warship Reports Drive Up Haven Assets So I'm sitting at my office, reading the ticker chain, and see this dip in my assets:
"WTF? Why is this? WHAT? Two warships going through the Suez Canal? What are they thinking? Haven't they seen my portofolio??"Somehow, this just seems... wrong.