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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #30 on: October 03, 2007, 01:07:56 AM »
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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #31 on: October 30, 2007, 04:59:32 AM »
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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #32 on: October 30, 2007, 05:32:52 AM »
Quote from: Loveshack on October 02, 2007, 05:09:08 AM
A little boy named Jason dies when he's twelve years old while swimming.  He stays that way.

Or

A little boy named Jason falls into a lake and starts to drown - the teen councilor at camp sees him in trouble so jumps in to save him, she brings him to shore and all is well. His mother hears about this later, she is so happy that she brings cupcakes to parents night and all ends well.

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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #33 on: October 30, 2007, 05:52:25 AM »
Quote from: Sylvin on October 30, 2007, 05:32:52 AM
Quote from: Loveshack on October 02, 2007, 05:09:08 AM
A little boy named Jason dies when he's twelve years old while swimming.  He stays that way.

Or

A little boy named Jason falls into a lake and starts to drown - the teen councilor at camp sees him in trouble so jumps in to save him, she brings him to shore and all is well. His mother hears about this later, she is so happy that she brings cupcakes to parents night and all ends well.



Pamela Vorhee's (Jasons mother) is actress Betsy Palmer. Met her 2 weeks at Screamfest 2007. She turns 81 next month. Wonderful lady!

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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #34 on: October 30, 2007, 06:17:52 AM »
She's looking good for 81. You get to meet tons of people at these things - closest I've ever been to meeting an actor was a wax museum I went to once.
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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #35 on: October 31, 2007, 03:53:24 PM »
Kid dies in Pod race.

There I ruined 6 movies!
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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #36 on: October 31, 2007, 04:07:05 PM »
Quote from: RottZombie on October 31, 2007, 03:53:24 PM
Kid dies in Pod race.

There I ruined 6 movies!

You mean... saved 3 movies.

"Excitement at the Pod Races today when a annoy kid crashed into a cliffside. Anakin Skywelker and not Skywalker as originally reported. Anakin Skywalker is of course the leader of a local gang of toughs who've been terrorizing the area."
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Will I get Night Owl points for quitting but not as much for getting fired?
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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #37 on: October 31, 2007, 05:22:13 PM »
the government isnt corrupt.

i'm sure that can cover alot.
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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #38 on: October 31, 2007, 09:34:19 PM »
Quote from: AcdQueen89 on October 31, 2007, 05:22:13 PM
the government isnt corrupt.

i'm sure that can cover alot.

Any movie like that would naturally suck because most movies,  even great ones, require some suspension of disbelief. However, that pushes suspension of disbelief beyond human limits.
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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #39 on: October 31, 2007, 10:12:46 PM »
"This boy will bring balance to the Force."
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"What the...?!"
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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #40 on: October 31, 2007, 10:40:43 PM »
"When this baby hit 102 miles per hour... you're going to see some serious ****"

Marty doesn't have time to accelerate to 102 miles per hour and hits the photo booth at 99 miles per hour.
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Will I get Night Owl points for quitting but not as much for getting fired?
Will I still be a member of the Owl's Pals? I'd hate to turn in my card. It's got a real owl feather under the lamination and everything.

Night Owl: Oh, indeed. I quit many a job ...better than being fired. You can keep your card... in fact, you get double points for quitting!

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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #41 on: October 31, 2007, 10:51:28 PM »
Dante's phone is disconnected so he doesn't know he's supposed to be there today.

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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #42 on: October 31, 2007, 11:44:46 PM »
The villain decides that shooting Bond in the face will save power, based on a rather overpriced electric bill that month.

The Kryptonian counsel decides to hear Jor-El out and actually find a way to avert the crisis.
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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #43 on: November 01, 2007, 12:00:58 AM »
so.... did anyone actually win teh contest?
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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #44 on: November 01, 2007, 12:03:36 AM »
Quote from: AcdQueen89 on November 01, 2007, 12:00:58 AM
so.... did anyone actually win teh contest?

Uh... it's one of those New Age contests where you win by participating and looking into yourself for the answer.

So ask yourself. Did you win?
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Will I get Night Owl points for quitting but not as much for getting fired?
Will I still be a member of the Owl's Pals? I'd hate to turn in my card. It's got a real owl feather under the lamination and everything.

Night Owl: Oh, indeed. I quit many a job ...better than being fired. You can keep your card... in fact, you get double points for quitting!

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