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I haven't written a poem in so long
« on: October 16, 2007, 04:16:57 PM »
Ode to an EVIL sister-in-law

You've ransacked her baubles
Gone through all of her beads
You've even checked names
To see who's on the deed

You have brothers and sisters
There's not just one child
When your power is threatened
Like a cat you go wild

Mom doesn't want this
She wants harmony..peace
You just can't let go
Of your deadly disease

It festers and swells
Deep inside you it grows
You're nothing but evil
From your head to your toes

The rest of us only care
About what is Mom's fate
Still nailed to your cross
You've an entrance to make

Look down your nose
And tell us we're bad
We will not be deterred
And that makes you mad

Use your boy toy to shield you
You bought him, he's paid for
Did you pay with Moms money
You cheap little whore


Yes, it's a tad mean, but trust me, well deserved. ;D
and daaaammn that felt good!
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Re: I haven't written a poem in so long
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2007, 09:42:27 PM »
Heh.

"Ode to a Sister, By Sys."

Ahem.
Whore.

the end

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Re: I haven't written a poem in so long
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2007, 09:49:42 PM »
*claps*


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Re: I haven't written a poem in so long
« Reply #3 on: October 16, 2007, 09:56:54 PM »
Ick.  Good poem, so to speak, hit the mark of exhaling the inner demon.

Side: If there is ever any legal problems, send me a message and I'll give you the number of a damn good legal attorney I know who deals effectively with people like this.  He's national, so as long as your in the U.S. he'll probably be able to help or point you to a qualified associate in the area.

One last side note; feel free to inform her that for every time she checks the will there is a sharp rise in the odds of being removed from said will.
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