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Your name sir?
« on: January 23, 2008, 03:24:10 AM »
At the local pizza place 10 minutes ago...

Hello, I'm here for a pick-up order for Justin
Your name sir?
Justin
Name?
Justin.  Justin Carter.
Slice?
No.  Pick-up order for Justin.
Large?
Well, yes, close.  Extra-large, pick-up order for Justin.
Jamie? Large for Jamie?
No, Extra-Large for Justin
You say large.  Jamie?
Extra-Large, Justin.
Justin?
Yes, Justin.
Here is your pizza sir.
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Re: Your name sir?
« Reply #1 on: January 23, 2008, 01:25:15 PM »
Kind of reminds me of the time Liz and I were served at a (cafe-type) sitdown restaurant by someone who had probably smoked pot fairly recently. They actually weren't that bad as a server, but the red eyes, the vacant looks, and the general demeanor kind of gave it away. They didn't smell of pot, though, so I'm guessing it must have been start of shift and they had smoked up before they got to work.
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Re: Your name sir?
« Reply #2 on: January 23, 2008, 02:54:11 PM »
Sounds my local joint.
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« Reply #3 on: January 23, 2008, 09:31:46 PM »
Great. Out come the half-baked puns >.<
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« Reply #4 on: January 23, 2008, 10:26:00 PM »
Just food for thought.
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« Reply #5 on: January 24, 2008, 01:33:15 AM »
I think we should all turn over a new leaf and permanently refrain from puns.
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All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man whose gonna burn your house down – with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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« Reply #6 on: January 24, 2008, 01:35:37 AM »
Is the earth coming to an end tomorrow, and someone just forgot to tell me?
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Re: Your name sir?
« Reply #7 on: January 24, 2008, 03:28:33 PM »
No we'd know, someone in Australia would have told us by now.
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« Reply #8 on: January 24, 2008, 08:51:38 PM »
You'd be so lucky. Most of them would be off their nut.
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