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An important lesson for all of ya
« on: March 27, 2008, 02:55:18 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBMo37KFCM4

NEVER mess with a dwarf's drink!
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Re: An important lesson for all of ya
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2008, 04:27:30 AM »
That's the most awesomest thing to destroy my grammar this month.
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Re: An important lesson for all of ya
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2008, 05:19:59 AM »
Awesome.
Will I get Night Owl points for quitting but not as much for getting fired?
Will I still be a member of the Owl's Pals? I'd hate to turn in my card. It's got a real owl feather under the lamination and everything.


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Re: An important lesson for all of ya
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2008, 02:52:57 PM »
I forgot, Delta Lloyd did this one too, one of my all-time favorites.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmkXmE9XGec
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Re: An important lesson for all of ya
« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2008, 10:23:03 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBMo37KFCM4

NEVER mess with a dwarf's drink!

Heh. This actually reminds me of a weird scene I once witnessed. I was at this place called the Whiskey Bar, which is sort of a heavy metal rough and tumble sort of joint, and some drunken fool started to mouth off to a dwarf... er... I mean a little person...

The bouncer intervened in this and told people to cool off, and suprisingly enough, the dwarf guy went outside to cool his head. Well...the drunken fool followed. Next thing I noticed was that the dwarf had thrown the drunk up against the wall and was pinning him by the throat until once again the bouncer intervened. Never seen (save for lotr) a dwarf overpower anyone like that...  ;D


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Re: An important lesson for all of ya
« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2008, 10:29:26 PM »
Yeah I'm in the lower upper echelons of 'tall'  :inquisitive: and we all know not to mess with short people, they have low reach and very important things sit in the region of low reach.

That said I'm going to drop a lighter in Brugs drink now.

*leaves the country, buys a jock-strap and employs a midget-on-horse-back army* *cowers*