Unwashed Village
General Discussion => Unwashed Village => Topic started by: JC on August 14, 2007, 11:00:29 PM
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Ever since my readings on the topic of George Bataille and his secretive Acephale cult (and critical art magazine on Nietzsche!), I have wanted to be a genuine deluded mystic. To this end, I hereby found the UV Cult of the Goat open to all who profess a wide range of vague beliefs in a somewhat corporeal, not-quite-human Goat-like God-being (of nondescript gender, race and dietary affiliation).
Another thread on this board has suggested the legendary Shub-Niggurath as a possible fountainhead of the Goat Cult Pantheon, but TomCo did note his apparent weakness to axes (and dammit if I found a cult with weak, Goat-God monsters).
Are there any plausible suggestions for a deity?
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Pan?
Does this mean we get to eat lamb or not?
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Who needs permission?
=nom=
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You'll never convert me from the wonder that is the Invisible Pink Unicorn.
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You'll never convert me from the wonder that is the Invisible Pink Unicorn.
Pft, just read the first rule of the cult:
Rule #1: You will immediately convert to this cult
Having read that, we welcome you to the cult, convert.
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Count me in! What could possibly go wrong with a goat-worshiping cult?
Also, for rule no. 2, I suggest:
Rule #2: You do not talk about Fight Club.
It's a great movie and all, but we've all seen it and there is no reason to keep analyzing it. Also, if there are people, that haven't seen it yet, there no reason to ruin the ending.
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Rule #2: You do not talk about Fight Club.
It's a great movie and all, but we've all seen it and there is no reason to keep analyzing it. Also, if there are people, that haven't seen it yet, there no reason to ruin the ending.
She's a man! Uhhh...no that wasn't it.
He's Luke's father! Damn, that wasn't it either.
He's really dead and only the boy sees him! Can't be that one.
Rosebud was a sled! Yeah, that's it!
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You'll never convert me from the wonder that is the Invisible Pink Unicorn.
Pft, just read the first rule of the cult:
Rule #1: You will immediately convert to this cult
Having read that, we welcome you to the cult, convert.
Rules were meant to be broken.
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Wait this cult.. is it exclusive? I mean.. I just bought full pirate regalia so I can preach the teachings of the Flying Spaghetti Monster..
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I saw the Spagetti Monster once.
He was a big phony. He never flew once.
He just sat there, on his can in the supermarket, like he was better than me :(
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This cult is perfectly inclusive:
Rule #3: Rules are to be made entirely by making a post stating the rule. Authority to makes rules is universal.
If you find anything about this cult that might exclude your membership, just make a rule that invalidates the previous rule with which you took issue.
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Rule 4: NO POOFTERS
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Rule 6: POOFTERS!
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Rule 6: POOFTERS!
There is NOO Rule 6!
Rule 7: No poofters!
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Rule 5: It always comes back to Rule #5.
Also, poofters.
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Rule 7: All odd-numbered rules do not count.
Kif, we have a conundrum!
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Okay, I'm done with rules now I've managed to sneak in the Python quote.
Except:
Rule #42: Yes. Often.
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Rule #12: Amending all previous rules containing the word "poofter." From now on Poofter's defininition is: You.
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Rule #8: Rules 11-14 are only to be taken into account on a night with full moon whilst the current US president is eating popcorn out of an obsidian bowl on an oil-rig.
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Rule #88: Tank will undertake constant surveillance of the current US President in order to determine precisely when he is "eating popcorn out of an obsidian bowl on an oil-rig" and relate this back to the cult, such that we may better obey his wonderful rule.
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Rule #9: David Blaine is not a magician. He's an idiot.
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Goat is a dish best served... roasted.
Man, I love really good roasted goat.
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Hey since im a Capricorn does that make me like a god?
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Nah, just blessed.