Unwashed Village
General Discussion => Unwashed Village => Topic started by: Hoopy Frood on August 10, 2007, 02:36:47 AM
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From the minds that brought you "How to be a Perfect Girlfriend":
http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-undo-her-bra-with-one-hand
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Ahh, now for the practice...
Hmm, I sense a problem. >.<
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Tie a bra around a pillow and put some oranges in the cups.
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Not that I ever....
did that...
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I like that look I sometimes get from guys when I do the: Reach under the back of my blouse, Unhook the back, put my hand into a sleeve, pull out a bra strap, pull my arm out from it, reach into the other sleeve and pull out my bra like Jennio The Magician.
(Not that I do it all the time... it's a reference to throughout the ages...)
I get the look probably not unlike Prometheus got when he gave the gift of fire.
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I like that look I sometimes get from guys when I do the: Reach under the back of my blouse, Unhook the back, put my hand into a sleeve, pull out a bra strap, pull my arm out from it, reach into the other sleeve and pull out my bra like Jennio The Magician.
(Not that I do it all the time... it's a reference to throughout the ages...)
I get the look probably not unlike Prometheus got when he gave the gift of fire.
Hmmm... this is a bit hard for me to visualize. You will probably have to make a video so that I can have a better unstanding of this phenomenon.
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I agree. Shirt optional, for the purpose of clarity of view.
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I agree. Shirt optional, for the purpose of clarity of view.
Optional? I don't think so. We don't need no steenkin' shirt!
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See if BC says it, it works. And the lawsuit can only name me as an accessory.
Thanks for knocking that one out of the park buddy. :guitarist:
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Thanks for knocking that one out of the park buddy. :guitarist:
And that was #756, baby!
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How To Avoid Trapped Arm Whilst Cuddling In Bed (http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-avoid-trapped-arm-whilst-cuddling-in-bed)
And I quote:
(...)you may need to eat a lot of junk food and cut down on exercise. All for her sake, what a perfect boyfriend you are.
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Problem with taking a girl's bra off with one hand is that she'll sit back, stare at you and say "You did NOT just take that off with one hand!" and then put it back on and demand you do it again. Completely spoils the mood.
Oddly enough, I've never tried to take off a bra with two hands...
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I've never had to take off a bra. Girls here automatically do it for me. Like, they know its coming.
Or maybe its because I'm a geek and they hope I get the damn hint.
Which I do.
Oh boy do I EVER!!
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Okay, I'm over the excitement now.
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Swash is correct, I have found. I DID do my 'due-diligence' back when I was a fledgling Romeo, and practiced til I got it down-pat.
Now, I get one of two responses-
1. Hey! Nice job. you got that thing off one-handed... (with internal thoughts that 'hey, he has done this before, and just might know what he is doing...)
Or...
2. Hey! WTF. You got that thing off one-handed! (with internal thoughts that 'hey, he has done this before, and just might know what he is doing... the bastard.)
The pinch-and-release (I was delighted to see that you Brits use the same term as I do) ain't that friggin' hard, guys.
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Tie a bra around a pillow and put some oranges in the cups.
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Not that I ever....
did that...
My question is where, as a single guy, are you comming by a bra? Are you the bloke who steals your neighbour's unmentionables off their clothes line or do you just endure the damning stares of the K-mart checkout staff?
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Huh. I didn't pick up on that.
I feel stupid now >.<
"Excuse me, madam. May I borrow your bra for an empirical test?"
"Uhh..."
"Oh, and it would help immensely if you were still wearing it."
=SLAP!=
:(
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Sometimes, you gotta break a few eggs.
Eggs, in this case, meaning 'get slapped a few times stealing bras from otherwise nice girls'.