Cards Against Humanity is something no one should ever play with their parents.
Unless you're me, in which case you play it with your parents during the lead-up to your nephew's funeral.
All I can say is when I was the judge and drew the "How am I compensating for my tiny penis?" card, the answer I ended up going with was "My mom."
I was playing with my two sisters, my two brothers-in-law, my parents, and Liz. And the one who played the winning card?
My mom.