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Re: Once again, showing I'm an unfeeling bastard
« Reply #15 on: August 16, 2007, 10:56:33 PM »
My favorite is to use curse words where they don't belong, eg
"SON OF A COCKSHITS!"
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Re: Once again, showing I'm an unfeeling bastard
« Reply #16 on: August 16, 2007, 11:12:28 PM »
Every week I take a relatively normal sounding word or phrase and use it as a swear word.
Usually its "Fig Nuts", but this week its been "biscuits".

"Baby, I'm gonna butta your bread."
Well, to keep with the toast theme, you understand...
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Re: Once again, showing I'm an unfeeling bastard
« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2007, 10:26:48 PM »
I, for one, am for...

Child Abuse.

Killing puppies.

Banning pizza.

Shaving Kittens. 

Racial purity. 



Yeah... right.  These things are stupid.  "If you don't reply to this, then YOU TOO are for killing puppies!"
OMFG!  I better respond to this/give a moment of silence right away, or else I am part of the puppy-kill problem!!!

Idiot shit.
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Re: Once again, showing I'm an unfeeling bastard
« Reply #18 on: August 17, 2007, 10:30:47 PM »
The pizza one is kinda disturbing.

Sort of Freudian, I suspect...

*calls the Pizza Police*
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Re: Once again, showing I'm an unfeeling bastard
« Reply #19 on: August 19, 2007, 10:46:40 PM »
"OMG why do you not partake of silence, lolz?"
"Uhh, because I'm actually doing something productive?"
"lolwut?"

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