Thinking about Halloween really excited our parents.
"Love your Bee Gee's costume Hotstuff..."
Or perhaps they were off work on Columbus day?
You know, prior to now I did a fairly good job of selectively erasing the knowledge that my parents have
ever copulated from my brain, despite all evidence to the contrary. You have now brought this knowledge shrieking back to the center ring of the dark carnival of my mind, and simultaneously overrode any impulse I might have previously held to propogate the family line. As I am the last descendant to bare the family name, you may have very well doomed an entire bloodline. I hope you're happy (birthday to me).