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OK, I admit it.
« on: December 17, 2014, 08:52:26 PM »
I delight in other people's stupidity.  Yes, yes, vain, I know, and probably Not Nice.  But look at these celeb quotes I found (they must be true, they were on the Internet after all.  And it was a link from BBC who never lies.):

Mariah Carey
"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor, starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
 

Ivana Trump
"Fiction writing is great. You can make up almost anything."
 
Britney Spears
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada."
"for the record, I'm not some kind of psychotic provincialist." - Than (ed: Cit. required)
"I lost my game of NT: Garry's fault. Global warming: Garry's fault. End-of-the-Universe: Garry's fault. See it always fits. Anyway, what is Garry up to? No good I bet." - Laszlo
"As for your French, it's probably better than the average English-speaking Frenchman's Finnish! (Or something.)" - wa
"I'm back at Thunderfalls now and every minute thinking of poking a bandit in the eye with a fishhook." - Preyveil
"and yet still nothing has made it to BC's signature!"-KMD

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Re: OK, I admit it.
« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2014, 09:28:58 AM »
"The internet is full of tubes"
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Re: OK, I admit it.
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2014, 06:56:12 PM »
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