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Sort of inspired by Loveshack's SuperFlu Solder post but these are things that bug you because there was never any closure.

Probably spoilers.

Here's mine.

In Death Proof, what happened to their friend in the cheerleader outfit? The one that they left with the rapist hillbilly after telling him they were shooting a porno.
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Well, I would imagine that being left in the care of a rapist hillbilly yields a limited number of possible outcomes that I will not expound upon in the interest of good taste.  :stunned:

Or... Zoe Bell, Rosario Dawson and... Whoopie Goldberg (?) went and retrieved her shortly after stoving in Stuntman Mike's head. I suppose it's safe to say that they purchased the car in accordance with the "you break it, you bought it" laws of commerce.
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I wanna know what happened to "Chief"... six and a half foot tall indians who escape from mental wards probably have a hard time hiding.

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Whatever happened to the "Garbage Man" character in "Video Dead"?
What happened to Bub the zombie at the end of "Day of the Dead"?
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Whatever happened to Shortround? He was in the 2nd Indy movie and not in the third. Presumably he took a spike through the heart from some elaborate trap when he got too far ahead of Indy in between the two movies.
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Whatever happened to Shortround? He was in the 2nd Indy movie and not in the third. Presumably he took a spike through the heart from some elaborate trap when he got too far ahead of Indy in between the two movies.

I was hoping there would be some reference to him in the last movie.

"Screaming actress trampled by elephant" would have been nice as well.
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Whatever happened to Shortround? He was in the 2nd Indy movie and not in the third. Presumably he took a spike through the heart from some elaborate trap when he got too far ahead of Indy in between the two movies.

The second movie was actually a prequel. So he had disappeared by the time of the first movie.
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Whatever happened to Shortround? He was in the 2nd Indy movie and not in the third. Presumably he took a spike through the heart from some elaborate trap when he got too far ahead of Indy in between the two movies.

He became a wacky inventor, and he and his friends discovered a pirate ship full of treasure and a mutant Raiders fullback. They joined forces to battle Anne Ramsey, Joe Pantoliano and Robert Davi.

Okay, according to Professor Wikipedia:

Post-Temple of Doom, Short Round went to boarding school. Short Round has a cameo in Marvel Comics' The Further Adventures of Indiana Jones, rescuing Indy from a pirate attack in the Caribbean before returning to boarding school. According to The Lost Journal of Indiana Jones (published 2008), Short Round eventually became an archaeologist and tracked down the Peacock's Eye (the diamond over which Indy and Lao Che have a minor misunderstanding at the beginnning of Temple of Doom

That's the canon answer. It's more fun to pretend that Indy did something really un-Indy-like to explain for Short Round's absence, though. Used him as a human shield or knee-capped him to buy time when they were being chased by alligators, sold him into slavery as part of some bargain for some relic or another. Who's to say he didn't? Like you said, they don't make mention of him in Crystal Skull, and Indy sort of has a knack for getting into hairy situations that required split-second decision making. A lot of "accidents" can happen in the jungle. Maybe Short Round just cheated at cards one time too many?

Anyway, here's the non-canon answer.

Short Round also appears in a non-canonical crossover story in an issue of Star Wars Tales.  Han Solo and Chewbacca are aboard the Millennium Falcon when they are attacked by Imperial forces. They are forced to leap to hyperspace blind and end up in our solar system, where they crash-land in Earth's Pacific Northwest. Believing they are on Endor due to the large trees, they venture out to investigate. Han is killed by Indians. Chewbacca leaves the wreckage of the Falcon and a dead Han behind and goes to live in the trees. The Indians believe he's a sasquatch. 126 years later, Indy and Short Round stumble upon the wreck of the Millenium Falcon and Han Solo's remains. Indy, spooked by how 'eerily familiar' the remains are, decides to leave them in peace.

I know it's just a joke, but that would have been an awesome stinger sequence at the end of Return of the Jedi: Special Edition. Right up there with that scene they never shot of Boba Fett's escape from the Sarlaac. (Which would have been a great addition that enhanced the movie, not like that gosh-awful Jabba at Docking Bay 94 sequence. Just imagine, right after the skiff leaves with Han, Luke and crew, there's a slow panning shot across the desert, and then you just see a familiar gloved hand punch through the surface of the sand. 

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How was Vulnavia not scarred up or dead at the beginning of Dr. Phibes Rises Again?
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Unless my memory completely fails me, which is a possibility, I think it was implied that Vulnavia was one of Phibes' clockwork critters to begin with, so she propably just grabbed another face at the body shop. In fact, I think she was also played by a different actress, so that even makes kind of sense.

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Unless my memory completely fails me, which is a possibility, I think it was implied that Vulnavia was one of Phibes' clockwork critters to begin with, so she propably just grabbed another face at the body shop. In fact, I think she was also played by a different actress, so that even makes kind of sense.

Your memory doesn't fail you. I just never got that she was a robot. I don't think it's ever explicitly stated, and I just assumed she was Dr. Phibes' weird, mute sidekick. Of course, that would explain how he just sort of summoned her from the ether at the beginning of Rises Again, like she was just standing in the corner of his crypt for the interim 3 years or so waiting for him to come back to life.

I'm just shocked that someone knew what I was talking about and that I got a response so quickly.
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Whatever happened to that Russian mercenary Chrissy and Paulie tried to whack in the Pine Barrens?

What really happened to Blake's 7?

Did Jill take that psychologist job in Detroit, or did they stay so Tim could keep hosting Tool Time?

Did Harm and Mac get married or not?

Where did Lois and Clark's baby come from?

What did Rimmer do after kicking Death in the junk and running away?

Is Gaff hunting Deckard and Rachel or what?

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Is Gaff hunting Deckard and Rachel or what?

I doubt it. The ending makes it pretty clear (well as clear as anything is really made clear in the movie) that he was there waiting to take them out and changed his mind.

Still, Scott shouldn't have made Deckard a replicant. I mean, the movie itself is completely different from the source material anyway, but Decker is meant to be human and is confirmed as such in the book. Besides, the original release basically leaves the question completely unresolved, and the directors cut handles the answer rather hamfistedly.
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Is Gaff hunting Deckard and Rachel or what?

I doubt it. The ending makes it pretty clear (well as clear as anything is really made clear in the movie) that he was there waiting to take them out and changed his mind.

Still, Scott shouldn't have made Deckard a replicant. I mean, the movie itself is completely different from the source material anyway, but Decker is meant to be human and is confirmed as such in the book. Besides, the original release basically leaves the question completely unresolved, and the directors cut handles the answer rather hamfistedly.

I always thought that Gaff had come by when Deckard wasn't there, and Deckard just didn't see the origami unicorn in his initial haste to get to the apartment.
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Unless my memory completely fails me, which is a possibility, I think it was implied that Vulnavia was one of Phibes' clockwork critters to begin with, so she propably just grabbed another face at the body shop. In fact, I think she was also played by a different actress, so that even makes kind of sense.

Your memory doesn't fail you. I just never got that she was a robot. I don't think it's ever explicitly stated, and I just assumed she was Dr. Phibes' weird, mute sidekick. Of course, that would explain how he just sort of summoned her from the ether at the beginning of Rises Again, like she was just standing in the corner of his crypt for the interim 3 years or so waiting for him to come back to life.

I'm just shocked that someone knew what I was talking about and that I got a response so quickly.

Dr. Phibes is awesome!!!