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Title: Obligatory British posturing thread... (4th of July special)
Post by: The Hanged Man on July 05, 2019, 12:38:34 AM
I'm not going to lie, we're in a bad way.
Can I live with you yanks? Please? :<

I'll be your friend!
Title: Re: Obligatory British posturing thread... (4th of July special)
Post by: KMD on July 05, 2019, 12:47:24 PM
We already have a "special relationship"  :D

And If it makes you feel better, I think Boris Johnson is a pretty cool dude. Also, the banter on your news program(me)s is hilarious.
Title: Re: Obligatory British posturing thread... (4th of July special)
Post by: Hoopy Frood on July 09, 2019, 05:58:10 AM
It's a sad state of affairs when Trump is a better alternative than a no-deal Brexit.
Title: Re: Obligatory British posturing thread... (4th of July special)
Post by: The Hanged Man on July 09, 2019, 04:40:47 PM
We already have a "special relationship"  :D

And If it makes you feel better, I think Boris Johnson is a pretty cool dude. Also, the banter on your news program(me)s is hilarious.

No man, Boris is the worst. He's a calculating, power hungry monster, who couldn't run a bath. The only thing he accomplished as foreign secretary was getting an innocent woman arrested and held prisoner in Iran. He just shrugged it off, like it's a joke.

The man is desperate to become Prime Minister, no matter who gets hurt. This country needs him, like a dog needs ringworms.
Title: Re: Obligatory British posturing thread... (4th of July special)
Post by: The Hanged Man on July 09, 2019, 04:41:33 PM
It's a sad state of affairs when Trump is a better alternative than a no-deal Brexit.

I'd say the comparison is like dog shit and cat shit. 🤷🏻‍♂️
Title: Re: Obligatory British posturing thread... (4th of July special)
Post by: Sharkee Jeff on July 10, 2019, 01:54:04 AM
Yeah, I can understand why you'd want to get out of there, between Brexit, increasing British-Irish tensions, Boris Johnson, a steep rise in nationalism, an expanding wage gap, and a monarchy that wasted $40,000 dollars of taxpayer money on a goddamned wedding.  Anywho, despite the whole anti-immigration charade, we've still got pretty much open borders for any non-"shithole" countries, so you're welcome any time.
Title: Re: Obligatory British posturing thread... (4th of July special)
Post by: Hoopy Frood on July 10, 2019, 06:29:56 AM
Ziggy, is your signature line a Kirby Krackle reference?
Title: Re: Obligatory British posturing thread... (4th of July special)
Post by: Hoopy Frood on July 13, 2019, 08:54:52 PM
https://www.facebook.com/nury.vittachi/posts/10154335788001214

Britain's Pussy Political Party