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Hoopy Frood

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Votes sold separately
« on: September 10, 2008, 09:46:25 PM »
All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man whose gonna burn your house down – with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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Re: Votes sold separately
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2008, 09:53:31 PM »
The pez dispensers seem rather fitting. Offering sweet promises that will eventually be found to be empty platitudes.
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Re: Votes sold separately
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2008, 03:48:14 AM »
The pez dispensers seem rather fitting. Offering sweet promises that will eventually be found to be empty platitudes.

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All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man whose gonna burn your house down – with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!