Erm... chavs don't drink tea.
You just blew up the tour guide...
Enough of this!
Chavs, execute operation Howling wolf!
*The chavs advance onto the beach, ready to invade. All hope seems lost when suddenly...*
Beep Beep
*The chavs look down at their bleeping phones and notice their notifications on Facebook and Twitter, they stand idly on the battlefield, flicking through their phones.*