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Re: We need a reboot
« Reply #30 on: January 19, 2010, 01:33:00 AM »
........feels kinda empty.
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Re: We need a reboot
« Reply #31 on: January 19, 2010, 04:32:51 AM »
I came back to see if the change would actually happen.

I am also drinking some apple tea.

From this, you can conclude nothing.

Since we have gone through a momentous change, perhaps another topic for discussion.  Our current (semi-current retired-semi-current retired-current-retired-died-resurrected-lurking-dead) member pool is pretty much limited to people who are currently active or were once active members.  That's a small group.  Very few people happen onto us and join now, is there a way to change this and attract a larger set of new victims? Is this a desirable thing?

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Re: We need a reboot
« Reply #32 on: January 19, 2010, 06:34:00 PM »
for those on firefox with the stumble addon, we could all just add unwashed and see what happens?

kinda wondering who we would attract though...
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Re: We need a reboot
« Reply #33 on: January 20, 2010, 05:02:30 AM »
for those on firefox with the stumble addon, we could all just add unwashed and see what happens?

kinda wondering who we would attract though...

Maybe Chucura can start a google adword campaign for us?

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Re: We need a reboot
« Reply #34 on: January 29, 2010, 12:53:09 PM »
I wrote a bunch of long drunken bullshit and deleted it, it boils down to, you're all boring as hell.  Relax.  Write some shit.  Have a few drinks and ramble.  Tell some jokes.  Catch an STD.  The original village rode the crest of the wave of the metaphor of the- whatever.  Say some interesting shit! 

Fuck, I'll write some more Thanatos News And Weathers if I have to.  I have tomorrow off, maybe I'll see if I remember how to be funny.
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Re: We need a reboot
« Reply #35 on: January 30, 2010, 04:52:48 PM »
Well, maybe we'd have more members if someone finished a certain project by the name of Mr. T versus the Enclave and circulated it amongst the netizens to get us some publicity. I swear, I think only Maddox rivals San Andreas Vault for time gaps between updates.

Maybe Chucura can start a google adword campaign for us?
I actually just got canned from a search engine marketing firm, and it would be a minor breach of my NCA, but I'd be willing to do an ad for the UV. I have a pretty wide breadth of work. I once worked on a campaign for a preschool and a stripper college in the same day.

The best part was they specifically said to avoid the word "stripper" in the client notes. So I cranked out this little gem. I was let go soon after.

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Re: We need a reboot
« Reply #36 on: January 30, 2010, 06:51:54 PM »
Well, maybe we'd have more members if someone finished a certain project by the name of Mr. T versus the Enclave and circulated it amongst the netizens to get us some publicity. I swear, I think only Maddox rivals San Andreas Vault for time gaps between updates.

Maybe Chucura can start a google adword campaign for us?
I actually just got canned from a search engine marketing firm, and it would be a minor breach of my NCA, but I'd be willing to do an ad for the UV. I have a pretty wide breadth of work. I once worked on a campaign for a preschool and a stripper college in the same day.

The best part was they specifically said to avoid the word "stripper" in the client notes. So I cranked out this little gem. I was let go soon after.

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Heh...

The trouble is... it's been so long that nothing I can create will measure up to the wait. It would just disappoint people.
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Re: We need a reboot
« Reply #37 on: January 30, 2010, 11:55:10 PM »
Heh...

The trouble is... it's been so long that nothing I can create will measure up to the wait. It would just disappoint people.

What if George Lucas had that attitude. We wouldn't have... um...
WAIT! WE WOULDN'T HAVE FANBOYS!

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