I wrote a bunch of long drunken bullshit and deleted it, it boils down to, you're all boring as hell. Relax. Write some shit. Have a few drinks and ramble. Tell some jokes. Catch an STD. The original village rode the crest of the wave of the metaphor of the- whatever. Say some interesting shit!
Fuck, I'll write some more Thanatos News And Weathers if I have to. I have tomorrow off, maybe I'll see if I remember how to be funny.