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Easiest caption contest ever?
« on: June 26, 2012, 10:44:05 PM »
Heh...

"for the record, I'm not some kind of psychotic provincialist." - Than (ed: Cit. required)
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Re: Easiest caption contest ever?
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2012, 12:07:34 AM »
He's got wood...
The sun beyond the mountain glows
The yellow river seaward flows
You can enjoy a grander sight
By climbing to a greater height

I have run out of places to climb. I will abandon this body and take to the air. We will leave twin vapor trails in the air, white lines etched into these rocks. I am the aerial. In my passing, I will send news to each and every star.

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Re: Easiest caption contest ever?
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2012, 12:55:12 AM »
*facepalm*
"for the record, I'm not some kind of psychotic provincialist." - Than (ed: Cit. required)
"I lost my game of NT: Garry's fault. Global warming: Garry's fault. End-of-the-Universe: Garry's fault. See it always fits. Anyway, what is Garry up to? No good I bet." - Laszlo
"As for your French, it's probably better than the average English-speaking Frenchman's Finnish! (Or something.)" - wa
"I'm back at Thunderfalls now and every minute thinking of poking a bandit in the eye with a fishhook." - Preyveil
"and yet still nothing has made it to BC's signature!"-KMD

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Re: Easiest caption contest ever?
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2012, 02:18:11 AM »
At least he didnt say penis
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Re: Easiest caption contest ever?
« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2012, 03:40:08 AM »
Or the 'v' word.  Republicans don't like that.

"for the record, I'm not some kind of psychotic provincialist." - Than (ed: Cit. required)
"I lost my game of NT: Garry's fault. Global warming: Garry's fault. End-of-the-Universe: Garry's fault. See it always fits. Anyway, what is Garry up to? No good I bet." - Laszlo
"As for your French, it's probably better than the average English-speaking Frenchman's Finnish! (Or something.)" - wa
"I'm back at Thunderfalls now and every minute thinking of poking a bandit in the eye with a fishhook." - Preyveil
"and yet still nothing has made it to BC's signature!"-KMD

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Re: Easiest caption contest ever?
« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2012, 04:46:36 PM »
I'm sorry, but the only way I could resist was to nail my hand to the desk... and I can't find my hammer.
The sun beyond the mountain glows
The yellow river seaward flows
You can enjoy a grander sight
By climbing to a greater height

I have run out of places to climb. I will abandon this body and take to the air. We will leave twin vapor trails in the air, white lines etched into these rocks. I am the aerial. In my passing, I will send news to each and every star.

Mrs Brown says: 'Hapiness is an effect, not a goal.'

Charlie is yelling @barit0wned
PC: A spider laid eggs inside my body and I need to get them out before they hatch
DM: You'll need the spider's permission first...

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Re: Easiest caption contest ever?
« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2012, 06:03:42 PM »
I'm sorry, but the only way I could resist was to nail my hand to the desk... and I can't find my hammer.

Here, you can borrow mine:



I was really gonna give you this one but if you're squeamish, I probably wouldn't click on it:
not for the faint of heart (seriously)
"for the record, I'm not some kind of psychotic provincialist." - Than (ed: Cit. required)
"I lost my game of NT: Garry's fault. Global warming: Garry's fault. End-of-the-Universe: Garry's fault. See it always fits. Anyway, what is Garry up to? No good I bet." - Laszlo
"As for your French, it's probably better than the average English-speaking Frenchman's Finnish! (Or something.)" - wa
"I'm back at Thunderfalls now and every minute thinking of poking a bandit in the eye with a fishhook." - Preyveil
"and yet still nothing has made it to BC's signature!"-KMD

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Re: Easiest caption contest ever?
« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2012, 06:36:21 PM »
Crap! I'm never going to be able to cover this up.

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Re: Easiest caption contest ever?
« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2012, 08:09:16 PM »
I was really gonna give you this one but if you're squeamish, I probably wouldn't click on it:
not for the faint of heart (seriously)

I still like the other none bloody one more... looks more painful :)
The sun beyond the mountain glows
The yellow river seaward flows
You can enjoy a grander sight
By climbing to a greater height

I have run out of places to climb. I will abandon this body and take to the air. We will leave twin vapor trails in the air, white lines etched into these rocks. I am the aerial. In my passing, I will send news to each and every star.

Mrs Brown says: 'Hapiness is an effect, not a goal.'

Charlie is yelling @barit0wned
PC: A spider laid eggs inside my body and I need to get them out before they hatch
DM: You'll need the spider's permission first...

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Re: Easiest caption contest ever?
« Reply #9 on: June 27, 2012, 11:53:23 PM »
And here we have the elephant section...

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Re: Easiest caption contest ever?
« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2012, 07:24:26 PM »
Hmm need longer oars