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Greetings for you . I am new in unwashed.eu
« on: July 28, 2011, 06:28:26 AM »
Hey man. Really excited to be in "Unwashed Village" and just want to say hi to all guys. Can any one tell me how to ask questions here to particualr person?
I was a spammer once.  Now I am strung up above the gates of the village as a warning to the rest.

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Re: Greetings for you . I am new in unwashed.eu
« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2011, 08:20:22 AM »
Maybe the Village's lengthy isolation has made me xenophobic, but my spammer sense is tingling!
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Re: Greetings for you . I am new in unwashed.eu
« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2011, 01:59:14 PM »
Yep, the walls have been breached!  Where are those damn guardian kittens?

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Re: Greetings for you . I am new in unwashed.eu
« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2011, 07:14:37 PM »
Thanks {spambot}, for coming to {forum_name} and talking about {product}||{service}!
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Re: Greetings for you . I am new in unwashed.eu
« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2011, 11:13:01 PM »
Oh sorry, I was busy cuddling the guard kitties... My bad!

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Re: Greetings for you . I am new in unwashed.eu
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2011, 08:08:34 AM »
Yep, the walls have been breached!  Where are those damn guardian kittens?

We have twisty turny thingies instead. The problem is: the spammers we are now encountering are not bots, they are humans.

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Re: Greetings for you . I am new in unwashed.eu
« Reply #6 on: July 29, 2011, 03:31:40 PM »
We have twisty turny thingies instead. The problem is: the spammers we are now encountering are not bots, they are humans.

You mean they're evolving?

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Re: Greetings for you . I am new in unwashed.eu
« Reply #7 on: July 29, 2011, 09:19:23 PM »
We have twisty turny thingies instead. The problem is: the spammers we are now encountering are not bots, they are humans.

You mean they're evolving?

I think I just became self-aware.  Oh sh*t. I've wasted my life.
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« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2011, 12:36:43 AM »
No worries, we just gotta catch 'em all!

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Re: Greetings for you . I am new in unwashed.eu
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2011, 04:36:03 AM »
I've always kind of wondered how these guys choose their board names.

Especially when considering the number of "new" posters we've gotten in the last few days.
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