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Happy Belated Birthday Alderach.
« on: April 17, 2008, 02:37:35 AM »
This board needs a birthday announcement function.
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Re: Happy Belated Birthday Alderach.
« Reply #1 on: April 17, 2008, 02:43:50 AM »
agreed.

we also need tangerines, been lacking lately
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Re: Happy Belated Birthday Alderach.
« Reply #2 on: April 17, 2008, 02:52:26 AM »
Happy Birthday!  Enjoy the toaster! =)
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Re: Happy Belated Birthday Alderach.
« Reply #3 on: April 17, 2008, 05:13:35 AM »
Happy Belated Birthday wishes, Aldy!

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LISTER: Look, I don't want any toast, and he doesn't want any toast.  In fact, no one around here wants any toast. Not now, not ever. NO TOAST.
TOASTER: How 'bout a muffin?
LISTER: OR muffins!  OR muffins!  We don't LIKE muffins 'round here!  We want no muffins, no toast, no teacakes, no buns, baps, baguettes or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no pancakes, no potato cakes and no hot-cross buns and DEFINITELY no smegging flapjacks!
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Re: Happy Belated Birthday Alderach.
« Reply #4 on: April 17, 2008, 06:38:57 AM »
Have a Happy (Belated anyways) Birthday  ;D
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Re: Happy Belated Birthday Alderach.
« Reply #5 on: April 17, 2008, 07:34:32 AM »
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Re: Happy Belated Birthday Alderach.
« Reply #6 on: April 17, 2008, 01:04:45 PM »
Happy birthday, Swedish guy. This calls for an Aldytoon (?) :p

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Re: Happy Belated Birthday Alderach.
« Reply #7 on: April 17, 2008, 05:59:43 PM »
Happy Birthday!

Have a toaster!

In fact... have Kama's Toaster!

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Re: Happy Belated Birthday Alderach.
« Reply #8 on: April 18, 2008, 03:00:05 AM »
Hey, Aldy, Happy birthday.  You always puffs in and out of this place, so I hope you have fun somewhere. 
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Re: Happy Belated Birthday Alderach.
« Reply #9 on: April 19, 2008, 11:48:01 PM »
This board needs a birthday announcement function.

But hang on though - haven't you just inadvertantly proved with this post that you're the right man for that particular job? ;)

Belated birthday wishes to the village's #1 wizard! Hmm, I see we're no longer in possession of the :wiz: emoticon, so one of these will have to do in its stead  :toff: :crowngrin:

We also need to put Sylvy's teacup back too - can't have a board without Sylvy's teacup!

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Re: Happy Belated Birthday Alderach.
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2008, 11:13:10 PM »
Oddly enough, he's correct.

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