Author Topic: Are you Hitler's long lost child?  (Read 1815 times)

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Doombot

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Will I get Night Owl points for quitting but not as much for getting fired?
Will I still be a member of the Owl's Pals? I'd hate to turn in my card. It's got a real owl feather under the lamination and everything.


Night Owl: Oh, indeed. I quit many a job ...better than being fired. You can keep your card... in fact, you get double points for quitting!


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Re: Are you Hitler's long lost child?
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2007, 11:04:18 PM »
The woman was brain damaged. She could have said the father was a peculiar red ripe banana!
"This man seems to possess a dangerous animal cunning... The kind of cleverness to rip off your arms to crush you at chess!"

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Re: Are you Hitler's long lost child?
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2007, 01:22:35 AM »
I pity whoever "The Sun newsdesk" got to screen their calls for this one...