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Caption This of the... day? week? whatever...
« on: June 07, 2011, 01:36:23 AM »
Sorry, I can't help myself; I'm addicted to 'Caption This' pics.

That's a Soyuz rocket in the background, by the way, and yes, he is blessing it (takes one of the bullets out some captioners' guns).

"for the record, I'm not some kind of psychotic provincialist." - Than (ed: Cit. required)
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Re: Caption This of the... day? week? whatever...
« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2011, 01:42:24 AM »
Во имя Отца, и Сына, и призрак Ленина, мы благословляем этого убийца умершего западных собак. Хорошо, давайте есть картошку!
"Honor is the combination of idealism and the practical application of
it without regard for its personal cost to you."

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Re: Caption This of the... day? week? whatever...
« Reply #2 on: June 07, 2011, 04:49:14 AM »
Realizing that dark clouds could indicate rain which might delay the launch of the rocket, Grigori the Orthodox priest uses his divine power to paint them all white, thus insuring the launch proceeds smoothly.
All right, I’ve been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man whose gonna burn your house down – with the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

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« Reply #3 on: June 07, 2011, 05:41:34 PM »
Во имя Отца, и Сына, и призрак Ленина, мы благословляем этого убийца умершего западных собак. Хорошо, давайте есть картошку!

Translation:

"Hello.  My name is Solwyn, and I'm an Unorthodox Russian Priest Wannabe.  Watch as I convert this giant hookah to a small barrel of Bastard Ale."

(Translation supplied by Finnish Drive-By Wet Work and Translation Services)
"for the record, I'm not some kind of psychotic provincialist." - Than (ed: Cit. required)
"I lost my game of NT: Garry's fault. Global warming: Garry's fault. End-of-the-Universe: Garry's fault. See it always fits. Anyway, what is Garry up to? No good I bet." - Laszlo
"As for your French, it's probably better than the average English-speaking Frenchman's Finnish! (Or something.)" - wa
"I'm back at Thunderfalls now and every minute thinking of poking a bandit in the eye with a fishhook." - Preyveil
"and yet still nothing has made it to BC's signature!"-KMD

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Re: Caption This of the... day? week? whatever...
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2011, 08:03:37 PM »



(Translation supplied by Finnish Drive-By Wet Work and Translation Services*)

*lies
"Honor is the combination of idealism and the practical application of
it without regard for its personal cost to you."

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« Reply #5 on: June 08, 2011, 08:57:32 PM »



(Translation supplied by Finnish Drive-By Wet Work and Translation Services*)

*lies

I spelled 'hookah' wrong??
"for the record, I'm not some kind of psychotic provincialist." - Than (ed: Cit. required)
"I lost my game of NT: Garry's fault. Global warming: Garry's fault. End-of-the-Universe: Garry's fault. See it always fits. Anyway, what is Garry up to? No good I bet." - Laszlo
"As for your French, it's probably better than the average English-speaking Frenchman's Finnish! (Or something.)" - wa
"I'm back at Thunderfalls now and every minute thinking of poking a bandit in the eye with a fishhook." - Preyveil
"and yet still nothing has made it to BC's signature!"-KMD

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Re: Caption This of the... day? week? whatever...
« Reply #6 on: June 10, 2011, 10:30:28 PM »

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Re: Caption This of the... day? week? whatever...
« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2011, 03:10:41 AM »
well i think hatchetman wins but..


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