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BlueCross

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My new hero...
« on: March 24, 2011, 05:44:30 PM »
OK, I really don't have 'heroes' or 'role models' (that's a topic for another thread) but I do like this guy:

Igor Blinnikov, a Russian shipyard fitter, hacked into an electronic billboard in Moscow and stuck some porn video on it.

His quotes are pretty awesome:

"I decided to confess because they'd caught me"

When asked how he had managed to do it, replied: "It would take too long to explain."

After receiving an 18 month sentence: "I expected a bit less."

Linkee to storee
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Re: My new hero...
« Reply #1 on: April 03, 2011, 02:24:54 AM »
Quote from: BlueCross on March 24, 2011, 05:44:30 PM

"I decided to confess because they'd caught me"


I love that quote. I read it like this: "Yeah... I decided to be honest about the money I stole since they found the money under my mattress, I dropped my driver's license at the bank, and the dye pack blew up in my face."

- The Blueman Robber
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Re: My new hero...
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2011, 02:23:10 AM »
 :laugh:

Too much time on Facebook for me, I was wishing for a LIKE button 'cos I was too lazy to type a comment.....
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Re: My new hero...
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2011, 03:45:04 AM »
Quote from: BlueCross on March 24, 2011, 05:44:30 PM
After receiving an 18 month sentence: "I expected a bit less."

That's what she said! In the porn, even.
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