I'd settle for a non-drunk sexist rant.
*Wakes up groaning and knocking a big pile of beer cans off his person*
Yuo... SODS... women and there feminine... er... stuff if I hd a uero for ever... wait... wha? Wah were we talking about?
Oh ye! Teh Cyclism... Cyclo... Cyclists.... nug humping dirt farmers evry onee of them... grr... OH A PENNY!
*Gets down to pick it up but collapses*
According to wikipedia regarding UK Drinking Laws...
"Between the ages of 5 and 17, it is legally permissible for children to drink alcohol at home or at a friend's house with the permission of a parent or legal guardian.[75]
The minimum age for the purchase of alcohol is 18. People aged 16 or 17 may consume wine, beer or cider on licensed premises when ordered with a meal."
*My face when I see a bunch of drunk children in the UK*
P.S. The Legal Drinking age in the U.S. is 21 years