Unwashed Village
General Discussion => Unwashed Village => Topic started by: MrWeasel on June 09, 2013, 06:11:24 PM
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You got at least 1 new member waiting on approval!!
Jester needs to be approved so I can pelt him with tangerines :D
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Don't they have something like 5'000 waiting for approval?
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5,000? More like 4.
Approved, BTW.
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Tangerines? Why would you throw such things at me and my flopy hat? :D
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Tangerines? Why would you throw such things at me and my flopy hat? :D
Convenient target.
*throws tangerine*
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5,000? More like 4.
Approved, BTW.
Don't know, I remember there being a thread about it not too long ago.
Maybe that was straightened out.
Tangerines? Why would you throw such things at me and my flopy hat? :D
Convenient target.
*throws tangerine*
Ha! Got him!
Wait... we are allowed to put nails in them aren't we?
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No that kills them!
Tangerines attack!
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AHHHHH Runs in a zig zag pattern trying to avoid them. :o
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AHHHHH Runs in a zig zag pattern trying to avoid them. :o
Alright, you asked for it.
Bring out the big guns!
(http://baseball-pitching-machines.org/images/first-pitch-original-0001.jpg)
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You could kill some one with that. :(
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:laugh: Oh wiat thats not funny its aimed at me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :o
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*does a little dace like in the westerns when feet are getting shot at and darts to the left.*
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*does a little dace like in the westerns when feet are getting shot at and darts to the left.*
Erm... here have these concrete friendship boots!
We give them to all tangerine targets.
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Nah I have some steel uranium filled clogs. :)
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All the better to go with the cow suit
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Pointy stick time.
We only have one cow suit so you'll both need to wear it, ignore the 'small' label all the patches make it stretchy.
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Oh and you get complimentary T-shirts.
(http://i1.cpcache.com/product/587119308/white_red_target_tshirt.jpg?height=380&width=380)
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Why thank you kind sir it will be a great looking shirt but I do You have one in jester green? :P
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Why thank you I don't get it but the cow suit seems to be rugged so the pitching machine wont hurt as much thank you.
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Pointy stick time.
We only have one cow suit so you'll both need to wear it, ignore the 'small' label all the patches make it stretchy.
Whoa there TK watch that "both" talk. He can take his own lumps.
Besides I spent weeks building this special pointy stick for Jester....
Should have two heads and 4 flaming pointies but I too damn lazy to edit it.
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How could you make me get into that cow suit. :'(
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Well its a good thing I have great cardio then. Thanks weasel *runs to the nearest sewer drain and preforming a cartoon like dive jumps into the sewer*
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Peaks up out of a man hole a few yards away to see if the "special pointy stick" is around and pops out and darts to the Bastard Bar.
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Not so much make you wear it as trick/drug/threaten you with a night in BC's 'chamber' if you don't.
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Yeah I would have to take a cowsuit over a visit to the vestibule anyday
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Trust me meuforce from what I heard about Bluecross's you want to avoid being alone with him.
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Trust me meuforce from what I heard about Bluecross's you want to avoid being alone with him.
BC's not that bad. You just need plate mail covering the important bits
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See the point is that I like my important bits, they are important! :D
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*loads tanzooka*
BLORT!
Welcome (through all that tangerine pulp)!
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You guys are sadly mistaken. That was the Evil BlueCross, and he died in the Rutabaga Wars.
The Good BlueCross... well... he... uh... *cough* er... well, he's not the other one.
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That's rank relativism BC and you know it.
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No, no, BC can't be the Evil Twin BC, we haven't had an evil twin Tuesday for far too many years and it's not Tuesday anyway.
*lowers a mobile phone and a takeaway into the Pit, hoping to lure out any Evil Twins who are still within*
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That's rank relativism BC and you know it.
Plus one point for alliteration.
Minus two points for BC Disparagement.
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BC, did you ever have an Evil Twin in the first place?
Sounds dodgy to me!
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BC, did you ever have an Evil Twin in the first place?
Sounds dodgy to me!
Hold that thought for a second.
Or longer...
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Twin you mean that even more of all of you are in the Pit? what would happen if they got out? ???
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Pretty much the same but with more cackling and for some odd reason the addition lace doilies at the bastard bar.
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Doilies well that doesn't sound that bad and I can deal with cackling.
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You try washing them after whatever they serve in the bastard bar is split on them, I nearly lost an eye last time. As for the cackling it attracts the bears. They're sneaky these twins...
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Well why do we wash the doilies, why not just burn them? On the bears ask MrWeasel I realy want a nice bear skin cloak. :laugh: