BC's new character, Mightius, descends slowly into the dark abyss. Far below, he hears faint sounds and distant music. As he approaches, the sounds grow in volume and in clarity; a surprising gaiety fills the chamber, and much mirth and merriment is heard beyond the closed door.
He opens the door slowly, revealing nubile and half-clad maidens frolicing and singing, with colorful ribbons in their hair, and wine glasses in their hands. They turn and look at him.
"MIghtius! Mightius!" they squeal, and all come runnig, smothering him with soft warm hugs, and fragrant, honey-scented kisses.
"Come with us!" they exclaim, and draw him into the Room of Goodies.
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Yeh... it could work.
*nods*
