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Doombot

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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #75 on: March 03, 2009, 08:22:10 AM »
IT'S ALIIIIIV..... oh, wait.

Short but sweet!
Will I get Night Owl points for quitting but not as much for getting fired?
Will I still be a member of the Owl's Pals? I'd hate to turn in my card. It's got a real owl feather under the lamination and everything.


Night Owl: Oh, indeed. I quit many a job ...better than being fired. You can keep your card... in fact, you get double points for quitting!


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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #76 on: March 07, 2009, 09:27:25 PM »
Ruin a future movie!
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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #77 on: March 07, 2009, 09:46:46 PM »
All that nasty stuff with the corporate buyouts and evictions turned out to be a joke, and Jake Fratelli does a tour around the prisons.

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Re: Contest! Ruin a movie!
« Reply #78 on: March 07, 2009, 11:29:10 PM »
Godzilla cuts up his feet on the first building he steps on, starts crying, and runs into the mountains never to be seen again.
"When planning a new picture we don't think of grown ups and we don't think of children but just of that fine, clean, unspoiled spot down deep in every one of us that maybe the world has made us forget and that maybe our pictures can help recall." - Walt Disney