Thanatos = infuriating older brother that is just old enough to hold his superiority over my head.
What a thing to say about me, especially after I just told my new lady all about you!
No, seriously, we stopped at a Cracker Barrel on the way to Tech on friday, and she was all like, "I love Cracker Barrel!" And I was all like, "I've only ever been to Cracker Barrel once in my life with friend of mine I met on the internet. It was awesomely awkward! We were just friends though baby don't stab me"
Fortunately she didn't stab me!
I'll come up with some family associations for villagers while I'm at work tomorrow.